"Wow! You're the Grand Champion! I saw your fight against the Orange Prince! You're the best! Can I... Can I follow you around? I won't get in the way!"
Who....is the person on the right? Is his face jokerfied? Is that what the kids mean these days?
He looks like someone made a face texture and stretched it over a mid-00s video game character.
Until I see any evidence to the contrary, I am going to continue to believe that DeSantis (and probably most of the people who still support him) is a Can-Toi
I need to know more about these people. Not DeSantis, just the other people.
meatball always finds a way to look like the uncanny valley in all his photos
The first time I heard desantis speak was on a podcast in the background, and I legit thought for a second that I might have been hearing a trained bird. He asks the person "Howyoudoing?" In one gormless singsong noise, as if it was just a sound he learned to make for a reward of banana chunks and not something he ostensibly understands the meaning of. At least birds have a strong personality, sense of self and drive to explore. This man's ability to connect with humans is sub-bird.
Man i gotta visit my parents, i miss my bird
POV: Wall Maria has been breached and your 3D maneuver gear is broken