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  • Grimble [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Trust me, the things going on in China/Iran/North Korea are horrible beyond your wildest imagination! In fact, they're specifically the exact things you're most afraid of as an American, depending on who's asking!

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    This is like that Paul F Tompkins bit about how H.P. Lovecraft ended every story with "I finally saw the thing, and it was SO scary, it's too scary to even describe! You literally can't imagine it! U r now scared, the End."

    • RandyLahey [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Chinese cities all cyclopean and non-euclidean causing instant insanity

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        "Terrible and horrific structures, the malign purpose of which is impossible to fathom for the civilized white mind. The foul inhabitants of these dark places call these corrupt edifices 'high speed rail', a mockery of the noble car."

    • CarlMarksToeCheese [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      45+ people read a comment about people starving to death with fields full of food around them cause they are just that stupid cuz socialism and thought, "yeah, this checks out, friggin commies" god I hate reddit

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        There are accounts of the Siege of Leningrad where researchers at a plant science institute were found starved to death surrounded by edible seeds and nuts.

        Brave men and women who sacrificed their own lives so that their crops could one day alleviate hunger. True heroes.

    • maccruiskeen [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I still remember going to McDonald's shortly after it opened. The employees were starving while McRibs rotted in the dumpsters. So why, do you ask, didn't they just not throw them away? The answer: because they would be fired if they didn't. This is a perfect example of what a "Capitalist" government does to people's mindset. Without organization and community, people quickly lose the ability to think and act for each other. Where dictatorship of the proletariat, and planned economy prevail, decent people learn that terms like "self-reliance" and "innovation" are bullshut buzzwords to make the bourgeoisie look important and necessary. Enought of these type skills [sic] to help care for others as well as themselves.

    • Gay_Wrath [fae/faer]
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      4 years ago

      lmao

      meanwhile, my racist grandma kept going on about russians stealing crops from the fields (???) because they "are used to just taking what they need"

    • OgdenTO [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I read this and the responses and oh my god. Is this a real person or a CIA agent ? Like, do people really think like this, make up stats, change the subject when shown to be wrong. Doing that without getting angry is so inhuman.

      Reddit and the internet were both mistakes

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You'll be disappointed to know that there are entire communities out there dedicated to larping "As an Asian woman, sucky sucky five dorrah"

    • richietozier4 [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Oh what, you think the lack of free thought in China is a joke? I’ll have you know, when I visited China, I accidentally thought about Winnie the Poo, then Xi teleported behind me, said “nothing personnel kid” then ripped out my kidney and gave it to Mao Zedong, who then did the whip and the nae-nae to "Red Sun in the Sky"!

      • ARVSPEX [none/use name]
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        Frequently Bought Together

        Adopted Asian Daughter

        The lovely story is about the sexual emancipation of a trouble Asian woman. Though singular and isolated, this is the existential cry of all Asian women, everywhere. This is how all Asian women--Chinese, Japanese, Korean, Thai or Taiwanese--should be treated. And let this story be the guiding post for all White men on how to properly treat East Asian women.

        Century of White Worship: Anthology of East Asian Women's Sexuality

        Sun Yat-sen once famously proclaimed, "The 21st Century will be the Chinese century", but I say, "The 21st Century is the century of White worship." As the Chinese, and East Asian in general, become more wealthy—which always means more interactions with westerners, more well educated—which means more westernized, and more civilized—which means more docile, more submissive, and more feminized and which also means more infatuated and indebted to the superior western civilization—for being civilized is being western-civilized; East Asian women will become more liberated, more successful, and more independent, and which in turn means that East Asian women will become more powerful and will have more voice in the daily workings of East Asian politics, economy, and public discourse. But East Asian women will always regard White Men as the most superior men, most suitable for mating, so that means, despite of all the progress, wealth, and power that East Asia accrues, East Asian women will always favor White Men over East Asian men and in fact this trend will just exacerbate in the 21st Century as East Asian men become more civilized, more passive and more insufferably effeminate—the sexual biology of females dictates that women everywhere desire more manly men, so then, well, does that not imply that, in the end, White Men will be the true beneficiaries of this newly discovered East Asian wealth; does that not imply that White Men will still be the most celebrated, most highly desired men; does that not imply that, despite of all the clamor about the 21st Century being the Chinese Century, the 21st Century will actually become the Century of White Men and East Asian women, or, to put it more bluntly, the Century of White worship, for who else worship White Men as feverishly, as fervently, and as earnestly as East Asian women?

        :michael-laugh: :hahaha: :che-laugh: :michael-laugh: :hahaha: :che-laugh:

  • quartz242 [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I saw this thread and instantly LOGGED ON to my C H A P O . C H A T account to post this but you had done it quicker like 2 hours faster so I'm impressed it was a funny thread and they dunked themselves I do like the one comment

    "I'm always confused when Reddit complains about America's COVID numbers. Like you guys seriously believe a country with 2 billion people only had 900,000 cases? A country that lied and released a virus that destroyed an entire year. They kept a family from getting back to their son who had cerebral palsy and he starved to death. Stop being naive."

    China just killed 2020...

    • emizeko [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      2 billion people

      1.4 does not round to 2

      900,000 cases

      they've had around 90,000 which is 1/10th of that

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      country that lied and released a virus that destroyed an entire year.

      A virus that can destroy time is truly a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

    • VernetheJules [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Have you considered creating a reddit account and just hornyposting as the demographic of your choice instead?

  • Amorphous [any]
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    4 years ago

    Bonus: check out their profile (NSFW: politics and sexual pathology)

    haha holy fuck i wish you hadnt asked me to do that

  • gay [any]
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    4 years ago

    Yes I believe that is a real asian person /s

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    It's funny, because all of the mainlanders I know can't wait to go back. They come to North america to work on English, make friends, get degrees, then go back to China to get a stable job and live.

    All of the "Chinese" people I know that are critical of China are Hong kongers or Taiwanese.

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      In my experience, nothing is as good at deprograming people from Western propaganda than actually living in the West for a while.

      I know a few chinese university students who started out thinking the West was a land of freedom and opportunity, and quickly changed their minds after being called slurs to their face.