Obviously excluding like Hitler, that’s a gimme.

Can be a good or a bad person.

My vote goes to Churchill or Reagan. Absolutely ignorant people of history.

    • duderium [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I watched a trailer for a documentary about her and was astounded at...uh...the physical appearances of her fans. They were sort of like Dorian Gray but without the magic picture.

    • cilantrofellow [any]
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      4 years ago

      Each reply makes me regret posting this as I realize another group of people I hate.

      • OgdenTO [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I just read all of the replies in a lin Manuel type of spoken song and didn't take in any information.

    • DJMSilver [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Hamilton wanted to be an aristocrat and have a monarchy. Fuck Hamilton

      • Amorphous [any]
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        4 years ago

        what makes him better than my man ben franklin

          • Amorphous [any]
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            4 years ago

            hmm, and upon a quick glance it looks like he never owned slaves? is that propaganda bullshit or actually true?

            maybe there were 2 ok founding fathers. news to me

  • Ram_The_Manparts [he/him]
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    Pinochet.

    Hitler-stans are all "well ackshully, the holocaust never happened", but Pinochet-stans are all "everything he did was cool and good and he should have done more of it", so they actually manage to be worse.

    • MirrorMadness [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      these people are real. I was at a recruitment event once and everyone had to prepare a speech on literally any subject, to a group of mostly strangers, and one dude gave a speech on Pinochet. Fucking nuts, no one had any reaction except like, good job weirdo?

      fwiw I gave mine on how Francis Scott Key was a horrible racist, and that if the author's not dead, then the US National Anthem is by a "benevolent" slave owner that basically founded Liberia.

    • DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Let’s be honest, they’re the same people. They just know that you can get away with being pro-Pinochet in public.

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    4 years ago

    Teddy Roosevelt/Rudyard Kipling the people who loves these guys somehow still believe that paternalistic imperialism is good and genocide is just modernization that helps the poor Natives/Indians/Any subject of the western empires

  • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Genghis Khan. You shouldn't respect the world conqueror just because he did it on horseback & had some glowing histories written about him.

    It's cringe to admire any conqueror but at least like Napoleon or Suleiman didn't burn and slaughter every other city they captured

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      • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        Not even 'refusing to surrender', it was anything short of sublication the day the Mongols showed up. God forbid you try to defend yourselves against a raiding party pillaging the countryside, Merv's garrison beat an early Mongol group but surrendered later, got massacred.

        In fact, it's totally fucked framing to act like self-defense is on the same level as an invading army, the Mongols did not deserve revenge for people making their conquest difficult

    • glk [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      What glowing histories? Histories of the Mongol empire make the black book of communism look conservative in its accounting.

      • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        the primary source that's most detailed--the secret history of the mongols--makes Genghiz look really good & justified

  • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    They took Charles Darwin off the fiver to replace him with Churchill and I'm still pissed off about it. I live in the UK and I'm sick of people who know shit all about Churchill acting like he was a good person, all because our media spends its time sucking his limp, necrotic dick.

  • VILenin [he/him]M
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    4 years ago

    The Romanov apologia that Americans regurgitate whenever the Russian Revolution is brought up

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    Milton Friedman

    Alternatively, Christopher Hitchens

    • MirrorMadness [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      the corollary to the Pinochet comment elsewhere in the thread.

      Alternatively, Dawkins people are definitely worse than Hitchens fans. I feel like Hitchens fans have a sense of shame they might show you once in a while.

      • NeoAnabaptist [any]
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        4 years ago

        Something about Hitchens just dripped smugness all over the carpet and for some reason I feel like his hardcore fans are more annoying than the Dawkins crowd. They're probably a tad smarter, but still harder to deal with.

        • MirrorMadness [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          okay so as a guy who was Very Online in 2006, Hitchens never commanded the legions that Dawkins did. This could entirely be down to who has a following in 2020 and What That Following Cares About. The Dawkins followers 15 years ago were everywhere on the Left, because the Bush-era right was pretty Christian and Dawkins was avowedly anti-Christian, so the Atheists came over here. They were the vanguard of today's logic guys. It's well known now that the Atheist Community is misogynist and racist, and that exact Atheism Community comes from the Dawkins community.

          The only reason I think Hitchens fans are less insufferable is that Hitchens's work is more diffuse, less focused, and rarely interesting, while Dawkins is extremely focused and his public appearances are comically antisocial and hostile. If you want to be a Hitchens fan, you have to put in a fair amount of work before you can get started, with Dawkins you can get a grasp on the basics in about 90 minutes.

          • NeoAnabaptist [any]
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            4 years ago

            I wasn't online until two or three years after that, but yeah you're right. One reason might be that I feel like Dawkins fans grew away from him whereas Hitchens had this punkishness to him that made him stick a bit better. Also he died early enough that his biggest gaffes (dear god do you remember "women will never be funny"?) never caught up to cancel him.

            I would say though, Dawkins and Hitchens were both equally New Atheists at the time even if Dawkins was the bigger pop star.

            • MirrorMadness [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              One reason might be that I feel like Dawkins fans grew away from him whereas Hitchens had this punkishness to him that made him stick a bit better. Also he died early enough that his biggest gaffes

              I fully agree with you here, I think Dawkins' incredible uncharisma + his number of public appearances undid him, but he is the guy who created Sargon, et al. As someone who briefly affiliated themselves with the Atheism movement, I always found Hitchens' writings to be threadbare and infrequent compared to Dawkins, who wrote voluminously on one of his great points of obsession. In 2006, I wanted to like Hitchens because I was told he was Cool, but always found him hard to grasp.

              I think you're right though, if he lived even two years longer that punkishness would be 0.

      • btbt [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Tbh I haven't really encountered any Dawkins fans, so I didnt think of him. That Marxist Soccer prick on the other hand...

        • cilantrofellow [any]
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          4 years ago

          Oh those people definitely exist... /r/atheism just doesn’t really exist like it used to

    • cilantrofellow [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      The fans are morons, the apostles are the monsters. Maybe a subtle difference.

    • VHS [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      yeah, the video of him that someone linked recently had tons of stemlords in the YT comments cheering him on for saying women need to ask for a lower salary

    • cilantrofellow [any]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Thatcherites is interesting because it’s always been my impression they don’t really exist in the UK, where they would have the most influence?

      Got the sense it was always Americans that had nice things to say about her.

    • Pezevenk [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah but you're not really describing a fanbase here.

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          Do they? I mean, I'm studying Applied Maths and Physics so there is lots of space fanboys I know but most people hardly even know the specific people involved. They just care about the rockets and the space shit. He isn't like Einstein or Hawking or Feynman who actually have a fanbase.

          Speaking of which, Feynman. He was a creepy sexist prick but all the nerds think he is super cool because nerds think being creepy is being a "cool ladies man". The Feynman worship is extremely annoying and you won't believe how many times I've gotten incredible pushback in various physics fora or even from people irl for just pointing this out.

    • WittyProfileName [she/her]
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      Thatcher stans are the worst. I didn't know they even existed until I started using Reddit and Twitter, because it seems to be a universal opinion where I grew up that she was an absolute monster. Imagine how disgusted I was when I saw some lib Twitter take in 2016 about how much of a 'feminist icon' she is. So many American libs just see her as a #girlboss and it sickens me to my core.

    • Classic_Agency [he/him,comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      I was actually shocked to learn that people like her, all I have seen is anti thatcher propaganda so I thought that everyone hated her

      • Goatfucker99 [fae/faer]
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        4 years ago

        Like 100% of the ruling class in Britain idolize her, along with basically all the Tory voters.

    • glk [none/use name]
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      4 years ago

      He was racist before his radicalisation. He later wanted the first Indian head of state to be a dalit (untouchable) woman .

      His biggest fault was his pacifism which extended the Empire for thirty years.

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    4 years ago

    Pinochet, because it's a union of fascists and other fascists