Hit a cop in the head with a hammer at a protest and got away with it.
It's a long story but basically one time i called the cops on this guy outside my workplace because he was acting very rapey towards this young woman who was sobbing, like he was holding her hostage or something, it turned out they were both cops and it ended up unraveling this three way affair between the male cop, two other cops, and his wife. The rapey cop was allowed to drive home drunk by the cop that came to investigate the same night, the next day he came back to try to cover up evidence for his copbuddy but was too stupid and raised a red flag when we reported that interaction too. The whole thing came out, the rapey cop got fired, divorced, and lost the local election he was running for, and i think the others involved switched departments. I had to talk with an attorney on the phone several times and it was just the most surreal shit.
edit: haha damn i guess it isn't too too surprising but that's pretty cool that some of you remember this from the old sub
The 'that happened' element of this story is cops having consequences for abusing their station
trying not to approach doxing myself territory too hard but i posted about it in the subreddit a long time ago, so you might remember it from there
him replying “wanna play roblox” to her text talking about her grandmother’s recent death
what a chad
mid-2019 during the campaign I made eye contact with a guilty-looking Senator Kamala Harris as she cut the line I was waiting in at a really good sushi place, her (female) bodyguard in tow with an obvious pistol bulge under her blazer
When I was 15ish and in high school (and a super evangelical boy), my friends and I randomly met a group of very attractive girls from another local high school at McDonalds at 1 or 2 in the morning after a school dance who seemed really interested in us. We all talked with them for a while afterwards and got their numbers to continue communicating and were confused but went with it.
One night, the girl I was talking to invited me to her place to chill in the hot tub with her and her other hot friend. I'd never been involved with a girl and was dorky as fuck so it was unreal. However I was also super religious and attending a church group meeting about overcoming "sexual sin" that night, so I declined because it seemed wrong. Still wonder all these years later where shit might have gone if I didn't cockblock myself.
This is basically me (minus the milk of magnesia) with constipation after surgery involving general anaesthetic. I basically didn't shit for almost two weeks and after I took a laxative two weeks of shit came out. I swear it was more painful than the actual surgery lol (not actually though, oviously)
OI BRUV WE'RE GONNA SMACK YOU UP SO BAD YOU'RE GONNA GO HOME CRYING TO YOUR MUM
When I was riding a city bus home from high school, an old lady was ranting about her religious beliefs. The end of the world, the devil, Armageddon, stuff like that. Then she looked at me and pointed at me and said, "And one day they'll put micro-chips in everyone's hands and you'll remember an old lady on the bus told you so!". There's really no reason for me to keep remembering her prediction, but every so often I remember her and do a mental check on the accuracy of her prediction.
Chips in people's hands and foreheads is actually a pretty common prediction for religious weirdos. It comes from a passage from the Book of Revelation about needing the mark of the beast on your palm and forehead in order to do trade.
on a bus ride i once had an old lady inspect my hand for the mark of the beast. i can't remember half of the stuff she was talking about, but i remember the closing of post offices was somehow tied to the apocalypse
yeah but hands and foreheads are the least intelligent place to put them, youd probably put them in the thigh area
The one day I was absent from high school there was a riot/protest to do with their shit policies. And I fucking missed it.
That sucks. Riots at school are great fun (as long as you're not the kid getting curbstomped....)
From what I heard the only kids that got close to curb stomped were dorky white kids who couldn't see the racism right in front of their face and tried to come up with "gotcha" slogans. (The protests were about racism, a teacher called a black kid a heinous racial slur, POC students being discriminated against and rules unfairly applied to them, etc).
My school's riot was over a Basketball game where the principal decided to pit the gifted students against the regular students and he had the whole school attend. Unsurprisingly this inflamed tensions between people and after some drama over a girl turned into a fight, the whole school went off, like 600+ people ran out of the gym fighting, and someone actually did get curbstomped on the school's metal stairs and lost like 4 teeth and had to have serious dental reconstruction and shit. Like dozens of kids got hurt and shit. The principal never admitted that it was all his fault and tried to punish the whole school for it but some parents told him to eat shit and that he should have known that would happen so he eventually relented on suspending the whole school. It's weird though, it definitely did have a race-related component to it but it was more of an assimilationist vs not thing since almost everyone who went to the school wasn't white but being in the gifted classes definitely was related to privilege.
The whole school was pretty completely segregated between the gifted classes and regular, so I guess his intention was to have something to bring us all together for once or something? It definitely wound up playing right into the smart vs athletic thing which rightfully pissed off the kids who hadn't gotten into the gifted stuff because in addition to tests there was a lottery/chance component to the selections, as well as the kids who had gotten into the gifted classes and didn't want to be typecast as unathletic nerds. iirc the basketball game itself was close as hell too and there was some shoddy refereeing that pissed people off too lol.
also the principal was an ex-marine who constantly brought that up and would give these long impassioned speeches about dumbass school slogans like "Failure is not an option"... (which is hilarious at a school where failure is very much an option lol)
I was thinking about that on my last comment.... I'm having a really hard time remembering, I think it was either the regular kids won and that was when everything popped off, or everything popped off after the regular kids took the lead right before the end of the game. But I do remember that it wasn't because the gifted kids won.
I'm 6'4, handsome, deep voice, white, from a petit bougeoisie family, and I have a huge peen. Then I decided to ruin all of it by being trans. In a past R*ddit comment where I said I was all those things but still miserable, this was before coming out to myself, people straight up didn't believe that I could still hate myself. So that's cool. I know this is angsty but I'm still bitter
Did your parents possess a monkey's paw at any point?
i was a cute uwu softboi before starting hrt and now im just a bimbo
feel you on having the absurdly large dick. like wtf every trans girl i know has a comically large penis, the universe hates us all
When I went to elementary school in China I instigated a race war by stomping on this white kid
