"Biden Administration looks for 'fresh start' after lackluster 100 days"

"Biden condemns violence of riots 'on both sides' after lastest fatal shootings"

"Hottest August on record"

"Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000"

"Stock market reaches record levels"

"Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California"

"Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot"

Shit isn't hard. Hire me The Onion.

  • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "California Faces Rolling Blackouts as Wildfires Ravage The Foothills Outside Los Angeles."

    "Governor Newsom to ban flavored E-Cigarettes as well as taxing Food Grade Propylene Glycol by 200%"

    "Exemptions for Propylene Glycol Tax for Wine, Boating, Recreational Vehicle Industries"