on crabs, apparently 5 separate groups of crustaceans evolved into some type of crab.
it is the ideal sea bug form :crab-party: :crab-party: :crab-party:
So I'm not freaked out by spiders or crabs, but if I saw that fucking thing on my trash can, well, I'd come back later. Like, no fucking thanks on that whole situation. Seriously.
Coconut Crabs climb into seagull nests, break the bird's wings with their claws so they can't escape, and eat them alive in groups. Scary animals.
you just made me hate an animal. i now want to go around killing these things with a bat.
they're probably always justifying it to each other as "cultural" (or whatever that would be in dolphin squeaks)
At the risk of doing the species dirty, I just know it happened at least once, because it was recorded and I saw partially edited clips of it in a little video about them on youtube.
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I'm so reading this immediately
https://forum.mobilism.me/viewtopic.php?f=1293&t=2530105&hilit=guy+n+smith
Guam moment. Those fuckers are everywhere over there, eating all the trash.
https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Coconut_crab
Incase anyone wanted to read up on some crab facts
that's a good wikipedia article. it's got everything, cannibalism, long distance rafting, climbing, but almost no coconut eating!
For real, I would name this guy Citizen Snips and let him eat out of can any day of the week.
All life lead to crabs. It’s better to just accept our fate and begin forming our crustacean legacies
