mrbeast gives you $1400 dollars but you have 1 hour to spend it
give your best worst ideas
$2000 but you have to be a Pell grant recipient who has successfully operated a gentrifying business in a disadvantaged neigbourhood for at least three years.
$200 because $1200+$600+$200=$2000 and you have to use it to buy tickets to see Rush live
Sponsoring a bobsled team in a tropical nation that the IMF has been doing imperialism on, as is tradition
a truck pulls up to where you live and dumps $1400 worth of cabbage (the vegetable)
2000 worth of randomly selected merchandise for various dem presidential primary campaigns. (You are sent a Pete Buttigieg vinyl record which has his "light up this auditorium" speech on one side and High Hopes on the other; a Hickenlooper bobble head; and an action figure of Th Klob, complete with tactical stapler.)
They're still on to GME, after being the origin of a mass buy that reportedly already cost melvin capital 1.8 billion dollars in losses (and it's not over). That sub is a pretty toxic place but this whole event is funny to me. And I mean, look at that shitposting level.
