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minus-squarePM_ME_YOUR_FOUCAULTS [he/him, they/them]hexbear66·4 years agoMy dick always points due North. That's gotten me out of a lot of jams link
minus-squareBasedGiraffe [none/use name]hexbear19·4 years agoPersonally I don’t like to get out of jams, and greatly prefer fucking the sticky delicious jam until the volcel police take me to jail link
minus-squareant9 [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear12·4 years agoisn't that uncomfortable when you need to walk south? link
minus-squareant9 [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear12·4 years agoWhat about sex? Must be constraining. link
minus-squarehogposting [he/him,comrade/them]hexbear18·4 years agoHave to set your room up in a certain way and everything link
minus-squareAudeamus [any]hexbear1·4 years agoHard to think about dicks and jams without thinking of Jeremy and Sophie's mum. link
My dick always points due North. That's gotten me out of a lot of jams
Personally I don’t like to get out of jams, and greatly prefer fucking the sticky delicious jam until the volcel police take me to jail
Hello we're here to take you to jail
:sicko-flipped:
isn't that uncomfortable when you need to walk south?
Just have to walk backwards
What about sex? Must be constraining.
Have to set your room up in a certain way and everything
Hard to think about dicks and jams without thinking of Jeremy and Sophie's mum.