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Can I rent that tank instead of my apartment? It's not only spacious but I could immediately stop paying my rent. What's the landlord going to do? I have a fucking tank now.
This tank was designed by the nazis to "win the war". Yes, a 190t monster incapable of crossing Europe's 99% of the bridges.
In a shocking turn of events, guys who base their entire ideology on make believe and trusting instinct over intellect design a tank that's useless for actual warfare, but totally OP when you're playing Panzerquartett.
The plan was for the crew to rig a snorkel kit and ford the river.
Lol.
Yeah, this is literally the best "solution" they could come up with. The power had to be supplied by another Maus parked nearby...
Now, I don't know much about things in general but I guess river bottoms are like.. muddy? And a 190t goliath trying to drive through underwater mud.. yeah you get it. Althrough to be fair the tank had ridiculously wide tracks which do help when it comes to soft ground, but it's still 190 tons of weight. I guess those designing ships, tanks and planes for the Nazis were actually Anarcho-Communists trying to sabotage their war effort, because otherwise I just can't believe the sheer stupidity behind their chosen equipment to "win wars".
Germans be like: "If das tank iz bigcker we wvin thiz war, correct shnitzelberg?"
-7DeadlyFetishes
smh if you're going to denigrate tankies at least post some of the soviets overcompensating designs
the maus was such a terribly designed tank. it was so heavy most the bridges in Europe couldn't handle it, it was so slow it was unable to climb even small hills. it ate so much fuel when the germans already barely had enough gas left to run a lamp, transmission break meme. not to mention the metal it was made of was such low quality due to rare mineral shortages from supply blockades. almost as if tactics and logistics are more important then throwing together yet another wonderwaffen and hoping it works
:agony: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landkreuzer_P._1000_Ratte
No modern tanks have toilets and I've never heard of any older ones having one either. I'm pretty sure this cutaway of the Maus is speculative, the only surviving example of it had the inside bombed out so the Soviets couldn't capture this utterly-amazing-and-not-at-all-useless technology.
Edit: That being said British tanks have had electronic tea makers since 1945 when the Centurion was introduced, which is equally hilarious to me
