Yeah well wait until the next Tesla model which has no roof but it's alright because you can purchase a Tesla umbrella drone to hover over your car in case it starts raining.
make sure you buy your Tesla Model ACAB (remember, cuz Elon's an anarcho syndicalist and this convertible has to appeal to the edgy youth) directly from Tesla, because if you buy third party and Tesla finds out you didn't pay separately for the drone upgrade it might just fly back to the dealership while you're stuck in a hyperloop traffic jam
Yeah well wait until the next Tesla model which has no roof but it's alright because you can purchase a Tesla umbrella drone to hover over your car in case it starts raining.
make sure you buy your Tesla Model ACAB (remember, cuz Elon's an anarcho syndicalist and this convertible has to appeal to the edgy youth) directly from Tesla, because if you buy third party and Tesla finds out you didn't pay separately for the drone upgrade it might just fly back to the dealership while you're stuck in a hyperloop traffic jam
That's a funny way to write "deadly chemical fire".
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