also hot take but khorne is by far the most fucking boring, its just one-dimensional blood this and rage that and raaaaar and its just the most generic fantasy daemons, and reddit nerds yelling blood for the blood god irritate the shit out of me
cool logo though
He's by far the most generic of the four chaos gods, but that's good because he and Slaanesh act as release valves for everyone's more boring creative impulses for hell and let us have fun with the other two.
Yeah I'm mostly working off how they're perceived in the public conscious. Slaanesh is definitely still very interesting.
Daddy emporer can always protect you. In his big strong boney arms. Nice tight embrace, feeling his hot breath on your neck and the blood creeping towards your crotch. Horny is inevitable. Horny is life.
Not cute enough for Slaneesh, not swole enough for Khorne, not ambitious enough for Tzeentch, not self interested enough for Nurgle :sadness:
Actually your place is with nurgle as self interest is a trait for tzeentch. Come embrace the warmth and love that is decay.
Hell yeah, I've got a runny nose most of the time anyway, bring on the boils!
Tzeentch is weird cuz he’s the only Chaos god who wants to keep this shit going.
Slaneesh just wants the galaxy to burn out in the biggest orgy ever.
Khorne just wants everyone to die violently so he can bathe in their blood.
Nurgle just wants it all to rot away into a quiet heat death.
Tzeentch actually likes this hot mess of a universe and wants it to keep chugging along.
That is the most anarchic thing to do. Just not even exisf but still show ul sometimes
I mean, it is chaos. It is supposed to be deepdown the darkest version of what we all want.
My headcannon is that it is all bullshit and the AI's left the galaxy with the cool humans long ago. That used to be pretty explicitly what the rogue trader said had happened. Back when one of the evil gods was margaret thatcher.
The galaxy is basically space florida. Orcs are just bros, some therepy and job training and they could be productive members of society. Tyrinids are vermin that any galaxy with a half way decent infrastructure can keep away with routine maintnence. The eldar are what they seem, decrepit old boomers that fucked everything up by being selfish. Peobably could fix it if they could use the remote. Chaos is as advertized but. It is local, like an old 4th dimentional waste dump that people are still for some unimaginable reason living near by. The tau just moved in and are really confused about what is going on. The empire is of course, the final state of neoliberalism.
I think they are like the british. They are kinda responsible for every bad thing. Hosever they don't currently do much. Have a suspicious ammount of Egyptian stuff. Also you are stuck with the body you got weather you like it or not.
There a secrets you can't learn from the jedi about that kind of thing.
Nah. So if you have them on spure it is super easy.
If didn't set out to do evil it can be hit or miss. It is probably 250 to start and then .25c a mini after you have the tools.
I made my kit out of legos and stuff from the goodwill so it is cheaper but harder to use.
Even better I have plesant videos on how to donit yourself. His stuff is where I learned to get started https://youtu.be/piG04g76Ma8
Fundamentally it is as easy or as hard as you wanna get with it though. Firsr few batches are always bad though. But it gets easier
This is the Warhammer 40k universe we’re talking here. Personally I think death is the best for everyone, unless you want to live on under the reign of the corpse emperor?
Slaneesh is the embodiment of Find what you love and let it kill you.
To be loved by father nurgle is to belong to a collective one of comfort, equality, and fulfilled life. A force that takes the down trodden and protects them.
To be a follower of tzeentch is to be a manipulative, plotting, user who is only interested in their own ascension of power. To be a follower is to take the down trodden and pit them against themselves. To be a follower of tzeentch is to be capitalist pig.
Only with the power of Nurgle will the State wither away
Are these worlds that have been embraced by nurgle love or ones where the love has just started to grow?
Nurgles daemons protect his warriors and followers. Nurgles followers share openly with followers of nurgle. Grandfather nurgle spreads his power amongst his daemons and communicates rather often
Tzeetch daemons use his followers as fodder. His champions claw there way the top and are driven by the idea of hope and power. They constantly infight. Tzeetch is never heard from locked away in his labyrinth of protection.
The lore is very clear.
And to be honest nurgle is communism. Communal love, safety, comradery
Tzeetch is American capitalism. Individualistic, ladder climbing. Hope and change
Doesn't matter what you equate it to. The lore is clear
Tzeetch and nurgle are on opposite ends and are rivals. Nurgle is collectivism. They share amongst each other, it their first instinct.
And Tzeetch is individual power. It's the hope and change you can become not down trodden but the one that troddens on other.Both fight over the same group of followers. The down trodden. Tzeetch whispers in your ear if you just do this and that maybe you can have a lambo
Nurgle tells you to not worry. To accept the dispare that your cast has brought you. And by doing so be welcomed into a protective collective.
Bro we are talking about chaos here. It's all corruption. But the most caring is nurgle but I mean his still rotting your body.
Also conservationism isn't conservatism.
You probably arnt cut out for tzeentch. Your perfect fit is in our warm embrace of collective despair.
I don't know what any of this means but I'm upbearing you anyway. Good job
:fidel-salute: like with my nephews, I'm both bewildered and proud of you. Keep it up.
Slaanesh thinks your Saint Celestine is hot, and also that the shading on her wings is dope
