Overfeeding cats to morbid obesity for epic wholesome chonker internet points
There is also a sub called dechonkification where fat cats lose weight. I just giggle at the name because it sounds like some sort of Soviet social transformation policy where the Cheka rids the countryside of the reactionary Chonkers.
"Finding" the Boston bomber and attempting to do the same with the pulse night club shooter.
When a bunch of Redditors thanked a former SS Waffen soldier for his service
And by favourite I mean, "made me want to shove an electric drill through my frontal lobes"
Anne frankly, I did nazi that coming. I literally came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at 'This is why we can't have nice things' and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a 'murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin', I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, 11/10 with rice, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You're doing God's work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I'll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro. CTRL+F "about tree fiddy" was not disappointed. Wait, why do I have you tagged as "NOPE NOPE NOPE"? Nice try, you monster. You are now banned from /r/pyongyang What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as "YOU HAD ONE JOB". I can't fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I'll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. Jet fuel can't melt dank memes, that stahp gave me cancer for science, so that's enough internet for me today. OP is a fuzzy little man-peach, 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don't even know how is this wtf? Fuck Jenny. Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they'll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn't download a strawman. /r/dadjokes. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh. Since rule #1 is 'be attractive', I'll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle.
Edit: This blew up. RIP my inbox.
Edit2: thanks for the gold kind stranger
Spez getting caught editing comments in TD. Just pure baby brained CEO crap.
Not Spez saying he'd be the slave owner in the doomsday, not the slave due to his doomsday bunker?
He carries around Reddit in his soul. Wherever Spez goes, so goes Reddit.
Could you tell me more about that? Is there an article or something?
The rapist askreddit thread that forced a mental health expert to speak out and said this would cause irreparable harm to victims and cause rapists to re-offend.
And by favorite, I mean, take reddit out back and shoot it in the head.
Runner-up to this one: the time a literal Waffen-SS officer did an AMA and someone thanked them for their service.
When the r/Cth brigaded some incel reddit That posted onlyfans content with pig poop balls until it was banned
The one where the poster was comparing BLM to Hong Kong, saying that BLM have it easy because they weren't being attacked by China and Blizzard (???). Then another poster followed up with a godawful parody of Fuck Tha Police. Then another poster commented something like "as a white fan of rap I fell out of my chair laughing! have an epic gold kind sir!"
I was trying to find the image but I remembered that I only knew it from the old subreddit. All those posts, lost in time, like tears in the rain.
Imagine being such a g*mer that you think Blizzard being against you means literally anything in the real world.
Trick question. Every moment there was equally detestable.
Jk, I had a warm feeling when CTH would ping racists, fascists, and transphobes and tell them to post hog and call them pieces of shit
I remember getting a few quality yucks out of redditers dragging all the wacky tea partiers like Michele Bachmann who were appearing on the scene during Obama's first term. That was a more innocent time, when reddit was basically an outgrowth of the Wired comments section, and its politics was mostly just naive tech libertarianism and overzealous atheism.
The "good ol' days" ended with gamergate and Trayvon Martin, when the libertarian nerds lurched to the far right so fast it gave everyone whiplash, and reddit has been a hellsite ever since. In fact, it was probably shit before the alt-right became popular, I just didn't notice.
It had /r/jailbait, so... yeah... it was shit way before that I think.
