HOLY SHIT ELON MUSK IS 49. I actually thought he was like in his 30s for some reason. I guess that was me falling for his fellow-kids routine. I'm a firm believer in the notion that everyone should be allowed to have anime profile pics regardless of their age, but ELON MUSK, IN HIS 49TH YEAR, CHANGING HIS TWITTER PFP TO A BITCOIN ANIME GIRL AFTER RECEIVING ABSOLUTELY NO PROMPT TO DO SO is hilarious. And kind of depressing. Serious jokerfication fuel
that man has a hair system, no way plugs could solve the level of recession his hair line had.
hair system
I am now imagining some kind of big old beige computer with a DOS prompt
I cannot wait for the Tesla bubble to pop and Elon to crank that cringe to 11
He'll only be worth tens of billions of dollars. How will he ever recover?
Some say you can't cancel someone who's already been cancelled. But I'll cancel Bill Gates again just for saying something like that.
He's scamming a bunch of nerds into pumping up the price of bitcoin so he can get rich
it attracts a lot of libertarians and easily influenced nerds who think they are both changing the world by buying bitcoin and also part of some revolution
The richest person on Earth ladies and gentlemen.
Truly capitalism picks only the best.
(...Nothing against anime waifus tho)
Whenever you're down about being single or not getting attention, remember this dweeb Elon Musk only got laid 'cause he has money.
I see the positives, he should DEFINITELY keep getting exposed, talk more, show himself more, he fucks up quite often (remember when he said the Pandemic would be over by like April 2020? LMFAO). The worst thing a rich motherfucker can do is get himself exposed, imo. Sure, he will cultivate a group of cultists, like r*ddit nerds, but in the end he's not smart, he's no genius, he's a motherfucking normie with a fuckton of money and a lot of free time to "do" shit, to jerk off about an impossible martian colony lmao, anybody that has it's feet on the ground wont believe any of that bullshit, he's just a fucker doing a massive PR stunt to.. save his neck?
Hot take btw, also it's pretty cringe lmfao mid life crisis from the richest man alive. I hope his little personal rocket to Mars fails in it's travel (in Kerbal Space Program ofc).
