https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/new-york-state-father-be-killed-when-gender-reveal-prop-n1258554?cid=sm_npd_nn_tw_ma
As the gender death toll grows, how long will it be before our lawmakers do the sensible thing and ban gender altogether
Why are they like this? I’m starting to think whoever started the exploding gender reveal trend was a child free activist
with the current body count they may have been an adult-free activist
If I have to guess, reactionary reaction to the LGBT
"MY BABY IS NORMAL AND IM GOING TO SHOW THE WORLD"
Probably at first but I bet normies saw it on pinterest as a way to get free likes on social media and capitalists smiled as they cranked up the pink and blue commodity production 100-fold.
setting off a claymore to reveal the gender i've arbitrarily assigned to my child
Maybe if you'd gotten it right the first time that wouldn't have happened!
And it will keep happening until the Batman takes off his mask.
Everyone is just a different Joker nowadays. I'm Caesar Romero.
I'm Jack Nicholson. Coordinated henchmen dances and Prince
For my our upcoming gender reveal party, we've hired some barbarian raiders to cut off my head and place it on top of either a pink or a blue pike.
It was just an innocent prop for a gender reveal that went horribly wrong.
New writing prompt
Snake...watch out, there are gender reveal parties in that area. Use a cis detector.
Telling you the logical endpoint of the gender reveal is touching off a nuke.
I can't remember where I saw it, maybe it was here or maybe it was twitter, but someone was jokingly asking when's the right time to tell your kid someone died at their gender reveal party, but like honestly, what the fuck do you tell the kid? I can't imagine that not being at least somewhat traumatizing to learn. Cis people are weird man.
Broke: Blowing yourself up trying to spark socialist revolution
Woke: Blowing yourself up for a gender reveal party
We gotta send them all into detention centers until we can find out what's going on.
