It seems like our boys in blue are reaching whole new levels of material analysis and also complete bullshit.
You, a bourgeois class enemy: fucking a fleshlight, a piece of pricey masturbation equipment.
Me, a proletarian hero: fucking a dish of Shepherd's Pie, an essential commodity.
King Minos,
reputed to have had snakes and scorpions in his cumapparently he just straight up ejaculated snakes and scorpions, killed one of his mistresses via creampie. Henceforth, he used a goat's bladder as an intermediary (either inserted into the woman or worn as a condom, unclear) to filter out the snakes and scorpions. With this method, his wife bore 8 children.semi-permeable membrane, holes too small for snakes and scorpions to go through, large enough for sperm to go through
also can you imagine pushing snakes and scorpions out of your urethra, just sitting there for several agonizing minutes while your pee hole gets reverse-sounded by venomous critters while you're trying to have an orgasm
Well now I'll never be able to not imagine that ever again so thanks.
🤣🤣 only time I wished this site had awards. the shepherds pie truly is the most sensual of foods.
All you liberals in the comments are mocking this genius, this modern day Lenin, and none of you are realising they speak the truth. We have been telling you for a long time now that cumming is bourgeois decadence and a counter revolutionary activity, but you still cannot accept the truth.
We here at the volcel police are proud to stand by this hero, spreading volcel theory to the masses of instagram
It’s not simply our vital fluids, it is our vital essence and we must keep it to ourselves.
TBF the bit wouldn't work if there wasn't constant horniness in the first place
Who are these easy to convert libs that keep stumbling through here that we need to constantly impress?
Gotta hand it Tonya, I've yet to see anyone be so earnest about projecting
'to ya' was autocorrected to 'Tonya' if that clears anything up. Otherwise if you're using fictional liberals that we should all be worried alienating as a proxy for your own insecurities then you're projecting your issues on us. You came by it honestly though
I could see someone like this spouting off TERFy shit like oh trans people are just bourgeois decadence.
Spending money in anything but bread and a concrete box to sleep in is bourgoeois decadence.
Vegetables? Bourgois. Clothing? Bourgeois. Medicine? Bourgeois. Mental health? Bourgeois.
They do realize the proletariat could seize the sex toy factories, right? Imagine denying people the right to some fun because you're backwards on sex. If anything, denying workers the right to pleasure themselves is harming, not helping.
Real proles masturbate with their large, gritty, coal-covered hands. No sex toys, no lotion.
This is what happens when you read liberal anticommunist propaganda about Marxists' views on sex, and conclude "this but unironically."
this only works if you also eat the cucumber, otherwise it's still decadence
I claim to be a socialist yet I have seperate dildos for both my holes 🤔 curious
Sex in general is a bougie decadence.
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Thank you for bringing this upstanding member of the community to our attention
