A quote, "So loveable, it tugs at our heart strings." WHAT???

And before one of you uhh achksullys me, yes I know that is a paintball gun. Just broaden your imagination a bit more please and include the NYPD in this imagination.

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1364769189874065413?s=20

I don't say this often cause it's kinda silly most of the time. But this really is manufactured consent for thinking we need robot dogs having guns. It escalated so fast from a bomb detector/natural disaster aid to a fucking walking turret. All under the guise that oh isn't technology so cute!!! uwu

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      I know my brain is broken because I read this, agreed with it, and immediately started coming up with reasons they'd used to justify it. Here are a few in short form: Private property. "Backup." "To protect." "What if it saw a helpeless dog when busting down a door."

      • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They're going to use it for riot control or something, what's great about that is that these things are easy as fuck to knock over. So we'll have our own in no time.

        • MichoganGayFrog [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          It's good that our dystopia is inspired by fictional ones or they'd just out these things in treads. Metal Gear logic

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    4 years ago

    for context, the paintball gun is an art piece meant to warn of the thing's potential use as a weapon. CNN is incapable of reporting on it as critical but that's clearly what it is.

    robocops are definitely evil tho. RIP micah johnson

    • Magjee [any]
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      4 years ago

      What if they become self aware and turn on the police?

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        4 years ago

        Not holding my breath. The only cops this thing will be going after are officers named Christopher Dorner.

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    Get ready for motorcades mourning the loss of robot cop dogs that an officer shot 9 times in a city near you!

  • Blurst_Of_Times [he/him,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    I'm heartened by the number and popularity of "It is everyone's moral responisbility to destroy these things on sight" takes.

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      Black Mirror doing praxis by scaring the shit out of white people with these things.

      Can't wait till the episode is delisted from Netflix for some bullshit reason.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    4 years ago

    Starts with paintball guns, then it'll turn to "less lethal" rounds, and before the end of Biden's administration someone from this site is going to have been killed after being shot in the face with a teargas canister out of one of these bad boys.

    I feel like society grew up watching sci fi dystopias and apparently decided "yes, that's how we want to live"

    • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      In that NYPD post about them using it the officer said, "it was just like playing a video game." Exactly what the drone operators say.

        • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          No, I mean, you shoot peper balls out of a paintball gun. This is a fully operational robotic weapon system now

          • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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            4 years ago

            Yeah I know, lol. If it can hold a paintball gun it should be no problem holding other weapons, like for flash bangs or rubber rounds and what not. What's a scary thought is this thing just walking around freely shooting out tear gas tornados at people.

  • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Worth noting paintball guns are the frame for peperball guns. So it is already at the riotcontroll stage

    • VernetheJules [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      Yeah hear me out on this: it's gonna be used for riot control purposes, with the benefit for cops that it makes protestors seem more dangerous. Get ready to hear takes like "These people are so out of control we have to use robots to approach them."

      And then because it's not a real person, it'll get fucked up like a cop car. Except since it's a biologically inspired dog-robot, liberals will be even more distraught when it gets destroyed. Not only is it property being destroyed (which triggers a visceral reaction a lá "shop windows didn't deserve this"), it's property in the shape of everyone's favorite cute adorable doggos with jobs, the K-9 unit.

      Thank you for coming to my TED talk!

      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        idk, I definitely think cops will try to play this "poor doggo" angle, but I think few will buy it because these things are so viscerally uncanny-valley

        • VernetheJules [they/them]
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          4 years ago

          I'm struggling put myself back in my liberalism shoes and imagine it myself, but I think you're right that this would definitely test the limits of my excessive sympathy for property.

      • FidelCashflow [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        I kinda pictured it as an improvment. Honestly. Like, you couldn't program a robot to be as shitty at its job as a cop.

        So, they would stand behind this when talking to a homeless person so they never have a need to pull out their gun.

        This is the one case where I am glad to see people losing their jobs to a robot

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Am I the only one who thinks these things are creepy even without guns?

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      They're simultaneously cool as hell and uncanny little freaks, but the fact that we know they're destined to be military/cop hardware makes them so much worse than they would be otherwise.

  • Alf [any]
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    2 years ago

    deleted by creator

  • Ezze [hy/hym,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Remember, part of the legal justification for this will be from the precedent set by the Dallas cops who used a remote-controlled robot to blow up Micah Xavier Johnson after he shot and killed five cops.

    Looking forward to when these things get autonomous tracking and "threat-assessment" software like the turrets Samsung setup at the DMZ.

    • sonartaxlaw [undecided,he/him]
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      4 years ago

      To be fair it is slightly easier to train a neural net to shoot any human then it is to only shoot the black ones.

  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    tfw youre writing puff pieces praising The Mechanical Hound