Remember when Joe Biden said that he negotiated a climate deal with Deng Xiaoping with the Obama administration... that shit was so funny.
On a 0 to 100 scale, how close to full lizard would you say you are. 100 is full lizard.
The house I live in just got sold to new landlords. The real estate agent took one of those cringe 'SOLD' photos with them in front of it. Hopefully my glaring face from the window in the background will cast a :mao-shining: like aura.
The earth is first and the sun is second. Sorry, I'm geocentric* and not gonna change.
*in the "I live here" sense, not the model sense.
Heliocentrism is self denial. Embrace geocentrism. Uphold Ptolemy thought.
This is one of the best things I've experienced on the internet. Absolutely genius. Thanks for posting.
To all the libs that think they can gaslight me by saying that the Senate, one of the highest legislative bodies in the US, somehow can't change its own rules:
Jokes on you, motherfuckers, you can't make me question my sanity, I already know I'm insane and also very correct.
having fun is inherently reactionary.
if you dont lock yourself in a damp cellar and read theory all day while being miserable , you're a lib
So I didn't get abducted by aliens last night but those lights over in the woods were really weird. My mom couldn't even explain what they were. This morning there's nothing over there. Thinking about driving by later and taking a better look.
I used to, but mostly switched to the superior trains of Satisfactory.
I want one of those plastic ice cream cups with the wooden tongue depressor for the "spoon"
