holy fuck lol
die already genocide joe, we deserve president Kamala
something along the lines of "a woman still hasn't been elected president"
Best part of being the vice president is you get to tap into the US strategic reserve of quaaludes
People fall out of coconut trees, but they do not fall as they please; they do not fall under self-selected circumstances, but under circumstances existing already, given and transmitted from the past.
I would've voted for her in the Primaries if I knew she'd be too zooted on random pills her staffers hand her to do anything.
But obviously in the general I'd voted for
soon as she got into the whitehouse they got her the good drugs that only the president gets to have
like drug BZ:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3-Quinuclidinyl_benzilate?wprov=sfla1
US tried to use it in chemical warfare
MKULTRA grade shit
BZ is a white crystalline powder with a bitter taste. It is odorless and nonirritating with delayed symptoms several hours after contact.
. . .
As a powerful anticholinergic agent, BZ produces a syndrome of effects known as the anticholinergic toxidrome: these include both psychological and physiological effects, with the most incapacitating effect being a state of delirium characterized by cognitive dysfunction, hallucinations, and inability to perform basic tasks.
Maybe I'm old, but a comcast-sized window where I lose the ability to perform basic tasks sounds horrifying to me. Presidential drugs have to be better than that shit.
Evil and eternally upward failing fucks like Kamala Harris make me especially mad on a visceral level. Here this woman has spent the majority of her career as a prosecutor casting thousands upon thousands into slavery on drug charges, meanwhile she is clearly a barely functioning addict. Pieces of shit like her believe in absolutely nothing. She'd be horrifying if she wasn't so utterly incompetent at everything she does.
Evil and eternally upward failing fucks like Kamala Harris make me especially mad on a visceral level.
Same comrade. Its unbelievable a person can be like that
Yeah how do American liberals look at Kamala and think that America is a meritocracy? Or even just their political system is? At least the Trump supporters admit that their country is now a joke.
Like you have to be on high levels of detachment from reality or just deeply nihilistic as a person.
I feel like I'm living in a novel and the author lacks subtlety in having these leaders personify the death of an empire all too well.
If you want a picture of the present, imagine a :spitting-cereal-meme:, forever.
The tradition of all dead generations weighs like a coconut falling out of a tree onto the brains of the living.
I keep forgetting that she's the vice president lmfao this white house really does just run on autopilot between Joe's brain leaking out his ears and Kamala popping Xanax like tictacs
so high on those percs that the comedown is like falling out of a coconut tree
need to make an emoji request for some percs lmao
