Imagine Mario as one of the generic action-guy Chris Pratt roles lmao
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NoA is going to have to give Mario angry eyebrows, too.
Well, he does yeet his best friend and loyal steed into bottomless chasms with nary a frown. Kid from Shadow of the Colossus could learn a lot from our cartwheeling student of Seneca
I wish i had the free time required to be angry about everything.
:mario-finger: Mario exhibits the classic traits of the philosophical stoic when he crushes turts. Perchance.
the Big N
You can't even speak its name awoooooh. The big N conspiracy to turn the character models gay.
"Big N" sounds like how Tucker Carlson describes the entertainment industry in private.
The last sight of many a commie
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edit: jfc there's an emote for everything
Mario is peak alpha male. He bing bing whaoos without caring what lesser beta males think. Drives a go kart. Girlfriend is a princess (MONARCHIST?) Nintendo wants to strip him of his alphaness.
the lack of name in the screenshot and the phrasing of it makes me think so
They even got rid of his famous catchphrase, "Do-a your duty, and leave-a the rest to fate"
bing bing wahoo man?
probably
