Phase one brace was best brace. Or maybe that was phase two...
There was a Daily Beast article posted here saying the Dirtbag Left is flirting with Fascism. This is their response.
This is A-grade posting. Makes me want to join twitter just to follow Brace.
He’s just not been the same lately. Last spring and summer were some epic posting hours
Braces real power is the first tweet being complete gibberish and putting his real point in the 2nd tweet
Oh wow, of course, more fascism from the so-called "dirt-bag" left.
We’re in fuckin 1320 motherfucker
You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin’ lord the grain. Your fucking children, you’ve had 15 children. You’ve never taken a bath. You’ve literally never. washed. your. penis. You’ve never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You’ve had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke’s army.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You fucking can’t read. You don’t know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don’t know shit. You literally probably don’t even know what the direction ‘left’ is. I’m sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I’ve been to the Renaissance Fair. I’ve eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call ‘bitch beaters’, which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get passed that. You gotta be unemotional. You can’t sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You’re in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he’s in the hole gets fucked. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and…
End. This. Nightmare.
this is my favourite brace story(? bit? whatever you'd call it i guess) and i think about a lot. especially the part starting from "Motherfucker" to the end.
I seem to recall a post on here from only a few weeks ago where someone said Brace issn't funny (in a TA>CTH thread).
This is pretty funny. Was he peaking on acid, or just doing a bit?
Pretty sure he’s sober. He reads a lot; and a lot of fiction, which probably helps his bits
someone said Brace issn’t funny
Brace is the heroin junkie this nation needs to break it's Capitalism habit.
He's the actual god damned Joker.
I've never listened to TrueAnon but this is pretty funny so maybe I should.
This is the level of shitpost I wish I could achieve o7
Right now, it's more of a Leftist PlanetMoney podcast run by Liz, but as a stock junkie from a long line of stock junkies, it's very interesting.
I have to admit Brace kind of annoys me when he goes off the rails this way. Felix does a similar type of thing but he usually knows when to dial it back, his British posting infuriates me but it’s funny to see how angry everyone gets at him for that
-Soulja
