Juan Guaido has declared himself the interim VP pick of Biden. When asked for a comment, Biden responded with 'I'll fucking eat your your, the thing. You wanna go jack?' confirming his decision.

  • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Is this true!?!? I have found many things out through internet announcements, so I do not blame Mr. Joseph Robinette Biden Jr for revealing it to the press before returning my many letters, emails, twitter dms, and voicemails.

    This is a great day for me, it validates the many struggles I have endured. I have failed at so many things so many times and I keep persisting. All the pain and suffering has been worth it for this moment.

    Gracias to all who have been so kind and supportive. I must tell mi esposa of this news! I was afraid she was giving up on our marriage, but this may truly save our relationship. She has had to me, "Juan I love you, but where is the man I married? You were going places, you were accomplished". Well this is a very big accomplishment!

    Thank you for sharing this! Tuesday is a very good day so far!!

    edit: This was not true :(

    • KamalaHarris [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Hey, pal, it was a close competition. I sincerely hope we can continue to work together towards a brighter future for Venezuela!

        • KamalaHarris [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          Of course! I meant that we need to have all of those oil fields. Or at least a down payment of 10% of the oil fields, at which point we can begin restoring democracy. ;)

          • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            She is not a dog, she is a very nice woman. Please be kind.

    • Dear_Occupant [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I really wish the campaign had let you make the announcement so you could introduce yourself to the nation.