Everyone is barefoot. No no, you can get hurt and your feet are going to be dirty as fuck!
Everyone is so MUSCULAR though. Nice.
Person in the hallway clinging to the wall, remembering they've got work tomorrow but they just spent all night posting.
Fun Roman history fact: the government offered free euthanasia (via hemlock) to anyone who wanted it. Though the Romans saw killing yourself to escape pain as weak-willed. But killing yourself instead of letting your enemies kill you was considered a win (e.g., after a lost battle).
Xanthippe was there originally, but Socrates kicked her out because she and the children were crying. Can't talk with your bros about how great and noble it is to die when your family's there being all weepy.
I'm the guy on the stairs waving bye to his bros. Can't stay up too late, got work tomorrow