This isn't a bit, they're really good

  • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Consider eating more fruit when stoned!

    Not only does the fruit taste extra good, but the cold and juicy sensation of biting into it and feeling those sweet juices running down your throat mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmsublime

    • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      Any hot takes on what the best fruits are? Apples kind of suck for instance, while blueberries are one of the pure earthly delights.

        • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          With pears I have a similar problem as with peaches, the places I have lived haven't been good for growing them so it's tough to consistently get pears that aren't dry and tough. Otherwise I agree, pears are underrated.

          • Woly [any]
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            4 years ago

            A good pear is like one of the best fruit experiences. Unfortunately it's rare to find one.

        • Woly [any]
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          4 years ago

          Apple slices with almond butter

        • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          The flavor is delightful, but the texture, even of the most lauded apple varietals like the Honeycrisp, is invariably grainy and sandy in the worst way. Unfiltered cider is maybe the best fruit drink of all time though, so I'll give you that one.

      • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        My top 5 are Watermelon, Grapes, Grapefruit (I understand if this isn't your bag,) Tangerines, and Peaches.

        Watermelon is supreme though. 92% water so if you pig out you don't have to feel bad about it, and the sensation of taking a bite is like a waterfall in your mouth.

        Peaches would be higher on the list, but atm I'm living in an area where they don't grow very well so it's hard to find them ripe and juicy.

        • quartz242 [she/her]M
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          4 years ago

          Banana, pineapple, mango, papaya, tomato.

          :greensicko-laser:

          • Leon_Grotsky [comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            Tomato actually is also a great choice, with just the littlest bit of sugar sprinkled across the top...

            mmmmmm...

      • Wrecker [they/them]
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        4 years ago

        best stoner fruit, imo, is pineapple, but this extends to melons as well. i'd even go so far to say that pineapple is the best stoner snack, fuck cheetos

        sprinkle a tiny bit of salt onto a piece of pineapple or watermelon when you're stoned (or sober) and thank me later