my favourite type of guy is the guy who does the solidarity fist every time he sees or hears MLKs name even when he's alone as penance for being white
swore he would own “at least 10” businesses by age 30
What a silly way to measure your success in business. More often than not that'll mean several of your businesses failed.
My favorite type of guy, unironically, is the guy who shows up to the party with a bunch of booze with the express intent of helping everyone get as drunk as they want.
Fucking love me a leftist-fallen-out-of-time guy that you meet in a divebar at 2am
Speech full of formerly socially acceptable slurs, heart in the right place and about two shitty conservative opinions uttered away from starting an honourable fistfight.
my favourite type of guy is the guy who does the solidarity fist every time he sees or hears MLKs name even when he’s alone as penance for being white
Hey how'd you get a webcam in my bedroom!!!
Favourite type of guy is "the plug" that will hook you up with basically anything electronics related. Music, video games, even jailbroken console/smartphones? He's got it.
That's a great type of guy. I've previously posted that the boring story guy is my favorite type, but another favorite is the guy who sees something he thinks is interesting on his phone and makes a bunch of "ooh" and "wow" noises until someone asks him what he's looking at.
guy whom you meet for the first time and within 8 minutes is talking about doing illegal shit
Okay that doesn't even count lol. Nixon can eat my entire ass.
Spiritual guy - will find a way to bring meditation into EVERY conversation, no matter how unrelated. Then he will talk for 30 solid minutes about the only topic he thinks he understands. He assumes that the lack of response from others means everyone's in awe.
Women get free unsolicited advice on their emotional states. He's a trained expert, so they should consider meeting again to discuss 'energy fields'.
Oh yeah, I know this guy. He remembers conversations, especially those with women as if they happened in a slightly different alternate universe where things always happen in a favourable way to him.
Mundane folksy wisdom guy. It's even better when it seems like they made it up and it makes no sense. I had a dude tell me 'four walls make a house ' as advice that had to do with work or something.
the sky ain't blue for no reason
the weatherman don't tell ya if it already rained
edit: ten pennies make a dime but that won't buy your groceries
Oh shit oh fuck. Peggy's dad in King of the Hill and his cowboy wisdom is a subgenre.
For the uninformed:
THE DEADBEAT GUY WHOSE PLACE EVERYONE SORT OF JUST HUNG OUT AT WHO HAD THAT FAUX-LEATHER COUCH WHICH WAS ALWAYS HOT REGARDLESS OF ROOM OR OUTSIDE TEMPERATURE.
Guy who thinks both CNN and Fox are terrible but his solution to their partisanship is to listen to both.
Guy who has both Lil Uzi Vert songs and David Duke podcasts in his playlist.
Social darwinist guy who posts about white genocide.
AnCap guy who exclusively uses toll roads out of spite.
