sex toy collection with the caption "honestly I just want someone to enjoy these".

Previous experience on dating apps: I basically haven't matched with anything other than a bot or people that want me to follow their instagram.

  • vertexarray [any]
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    4 years ago

    Being ridiculously honest has gotten me pretty far on Tinder and such

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      The dynamics for women and men are so different that comparisons are .... difficult to make.

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      :milkshake: :af-heart: :cat-vibing:

      Such a beautiful couple :Care-Comrade:

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      So glad you found each other. :heart-sickle:

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      If it's a non-porous body safe material you can easily disinfect your toys and safely share them. Glass and Steel are obvious examples. While Silicone is technically porous it's still safe to disenfect as Matis Black from Tantus Inc explains :

      Actually Silicone is porous but where silicone holds its benefit against bacteria is that Silicone, by nature, has low surface energy and is hydrophobic “water-fearing,”. These two features greatly reduce the risk of giving bacteria a place to live. Most bacteria needs a moist environment to live and Silicone, by its very nature, typically prevents that from happening. Silicone can also be made with antibacterial properties embedded into its chemistry but for Tantus’ use of silicone, embedding those properties adds higher-than-expected levels of toxicity to the material and may tend to kill helpful bacteria in the human body. And finally, Silicone can typically withstand temperatures of 125 C for short lengths of time without breaking down its structural and physical properties. The ability to withstand high temperature allows Silicone to be sterilized between uses.

      Look my man, ever since I heard about the orgasm gap I've unexpectedly acquired a new hobby and become an expert on this stuff. Not saying this is good, just stating facts.

      • snackage [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Some toys of course don't work with a condom but for everything else that's non-porous and non-toxic that's the simplest thing. Against non-body safe toys condoms are probably not effective at all. I say probably because there's barely any science but you shouldn't have those kinds of toys anyway (think jelly dildos and such). Of course that's easier said than done because high quality toys tend to be more expensive but there are very good affordable silicone toys if you check with your favorite reviewers. Make sure that you don't use condoms with anything other than water based lube though and check if the condom's material is compatible with your toy.

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    4 years ago

    As long as you're honest and respectful about everything, I don't see anything wrong with that. You probably shouldn't put it as your first picture, both for the sake of kind of NSFW tagging it and to stop you looking like a serial killer or some shit, but why not ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      shouldn’t put it as your first picture

      DEFINITLY. It would have been the last one for comedic timing reasons. The worry of course is that no one looks past the first pic, that's why those slide presentation tinder profiles are so genius.

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Add some communist propaganda. That plus the sex toys will make you irresistible to the girls/boys/enbies.

    Source: Haven't dated since the time dating apps hadn't been invented yet and all we had were dating sites, which I never had any success with.

  • RedArmor [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hmmm. This sounds like horny posting on main. But then again a dating account is for horny posting. So I’m at a wash on what to do comrade.

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      tall

      Lmao no

      attractive

      Dunno. Maybe if you squint and tilt your head sideways?
      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • Wmill [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Good luck. No experience with dating apps so wish you the best

  • lolhope [any,none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    King if you want to attract the kind of people that would swipe right on lightly used but expensive sex toys I say go for it.

    • snackage [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Are you implying a judgement of said group?

      Edit: I'm just not sure of the intended tone. Not being aggressive.