• buh [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Mcdonald’s and police brutality, is there a more American combo?

  • Lerios [hy/hym]
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    4 years ago

    Usually I don't think there's anything particularly spectacular about the American population and that everyone can be saved no matter how propagandised. But then I read shit like this. Unprecedented brainworms.

    • MonarchLabsOne [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      "I'm Officer Jake Paul an you have a right to remain SAVAGE!"

      universe collapses in on itself

  • DecolonizeCatan [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Ancaps are the world's shittiest utopians. Every hypothetical ancap society I've ever heard them come up with sounds like absolute hell on Earth.

  • VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    Please stop getting us to deliver doughnuts to you, Officer Brady was crying in his car yesterday. This has to stop

  • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    me doing the look look away meme with my idea for a movie about a mercenary swordsman who runs a food truck called Samurai Streetfood and doles out the harshness to neo-nazis moving into the community

    • nicklewound [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Cops are never a good time. McDonalds is only a good time when you're high or drunk. You can't be high or drunk around cops and have a good time though. Their idea could never work, and they're fucking tools.

      But I would pay money to see nazis get their heads sliced off by a badass that runs a food truck. There's no way that's not a good time.

  • nicklewound [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    The biggest thing McDonald's has going for it is nostalgia. The smell of the fries reminding you of happy meals as a kid. Personally I think it would suck to eat a big-mac in tears because the bastard shot my dog for play jumping at him when he arrived. Not really ideal if they thought about it a bit.

  • vertexarray [any]
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    4 years ago

    if a cop tried to offer me a chicken mcnugget as a deescalation strategy I hope to god I would have the good sense to at least attempt to turn his asshole inside out