• Flinch [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    When I'm in a "shoot teens in their knees" contest and my opponent is Bibi's nephew squidward-nervous

  • queermunist she/her@lemmy.ml
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    8 months ago

    What do you expect when someone is just nicknamed "the dangerous sniper"?

    'Watch out! It's good shooter! Uh oh, and here comes accurate shot!'

  • supafuzz [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    1000% he gave himself that nickname, and people had to go along with it because he was the boss's nephew

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    8 months ago

    Even their lame code names are getting lamer. Not going to call him the "Sniping Avenger" or "Lone Wolf Sharpshooter" or "Shadow Reaper" or something? "Dangerous Sniper" is the lamest shit I've heard.

      • ped_xing [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        With that in mind, Steven meditated for a week—the kind of meditation where you focus squarely on connecting your two eyebrows—before settling on a title. His Bruce Lee notepad was filled with possibilities, including “Difficult to Beat Up,” “Seriously, Try Punching This Guy in the Face and See What Happens,” and “Howard’s End.”

        • Still Kicking: The Very Authorized Biography Of Steven Seagal , Volume II, Pgs. 567–568 by Jared Bloom
  • KimJongGoku [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    He got killed in a cartoon skit where an IDF soldier warned his unit of Hamas presence by yelling "Dangerous, Sniper!" and Netanyahu lifted his head up out of cover and asked "Yes?", and you cannot tell me otherwise

    • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Rookie mistake, he was also wearing his ghillie suit inside out, which instead of adding +5 to your stealth modifier, is bright orange and neon green, which gives a -5 to stealth instead.

  • MorelaakIsBack [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    good, fuck a fascist, and fuck a sniper, and double fuck a fascist sniper, and triple probation fuck the nephew of that philadephafuck netanyahu

  • Huldra [they/them, it/its]
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    8 months ago

    Metal Gear 1 tier codename for a boss whos gimmick is just he shoots from offscreen and you just run up and punch him once to win.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    Snipers are such cowards, especially in occupation/colonislist armies and armed forces. The fighter jet pilots of the infantry world. Oh let me just invade someone's country, kill a guy in cold blood from a kilometre away with my high tech rifle, and retreat before the enemy calls a mortar strike on my position.

    Snipers defending their homeland, country or territory are the only good ones. And those that sniped the Nazis.

      • GnastyGnuts [he/him]
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        8 months ago

        Shout-out to Juba as well, they'll never get a suitable emote because they were never identified (it may have even been multiple people).

    • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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      8 months ago

      to some extent bravery and effective warfare are at odds with one another. rarely is it strategic to die gloriously. it's a good lesson for insurrectionists frankly.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      8 months ago

      Who cares about cowardice during war? It’s about results. If you’re effective while minimizing chances of death I’d say it’s a good tactic

  • CloutAtlas [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    It was a tactical mistake putting him on the same team as "the livestreamer sniper", "the plays music off a loudspeaker in combat sniper" and "the day drunk sniper"

  • BodyBySisyphus [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    Maybe I've just lost the plot here, but how the hell is "the dangerous sniper" considered a nickname for a sniper? Fascism truly is the death of figurative language.

    • boiledfrog [he/him, undecided]
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      8 months ago

      Sounds like a nickname you would give for a nepotistic baby who is insufferable but your possible gateway towards some stupid career.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
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      8 months ago

      yeah, it's like a middle school nickname.

      "They call me 'Dangerous Sniper'"

      "They call me 'Powerful Kicker'"

      "Gotta go, my mom says I have to be home before the street lights come on."