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When dinosaurs went extinct, the ancestors of all mammals were rat-sized critters like this little guy. Your great granddad was a rat.
Edit: Return to rat.
That rat may have been small but he had high high hopes for a living :pete:
Some fossils found in China show that in the early late Cretaceous, there were already a few possum or even badger sized mammals like Repenomamus that grew larger than the smaller dinosaur species in their habitat. They're also the only known confirmed case of mammals eating dinosaurs.
Corals are animals
Mushrooms are more closely related to animals than plants
Greenland sharks have a lifespan of between 300 and 500 years
Also, birds aren't just descended from dinosaurs, they literally are dinosaurs.
they just kinda vibe really slowly
at some point a parasite eats their eye and they turn blind
then they just keep vibing in total darkness for another 200 years
whales dolphins and the other fish-like sea mammals are even-toed ungulates
you know what else is an even-toed ungulate? cows, sheep, bison, alpacas...basically most hoofed animals that aren't rhinos, tapirs and horses, which are odd toed ungulates
The Beatles wanted to make a lord of the rings movie directed by Kubrick, but Tolkien hated their music so much that he vetoed it.
and still have hip bones from back when they used to walk on land
Hexbar social experiment gone WRONG [SEXUAL](COPS CALLED!)
a Man O War Jellyfish is actually a collection of organisms, not a single animal.
It's like if you took a whole city full of people and glued them all together and gave some of them big floaty inner tubes and some of them poisonous harpoon guns and they floated around the ocean eating any fish they bumped into
So basically, imagine if your organs were capable of living independently, but were really shit at it so they stuck together with your nervous system anyways out out of convience.
Also your pets will eat your fingers occasionally, but it's okay cause they regrow & it somehow attracts more food in the long run.
Lichen is also not a plant, it is a fungus and algae living symbiotically.
If it looks like a bear and swims like a bear, I'm gonna call it a bear.
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