my boyfriend said my ass tasted sweet today. idk if this means i have an infection or what, but he loved it!
:volcel-police: STOP! YOU HAVE VIOLATED VOLCEL LAW!
Both you and your coconspirator must report to your nearest Volcel Station for processing. Do not engage in any anti-Volcel activities along the way.
It doesn't have to go IN
Edit: This misconception will leave so many unsatisfied that I have a utalitarian obligation to correct it - eating ass DOES NOT require you to put your tongue in someone's "poo poo hole"... You merely have to lick the exterior... If you trust them and they're clean it can be great.
my bf is a true socialist, he goes IN. none of this suckdem ass kissing
If you really love someone you shouldn't care what a hole is used for as long as it's clean :soviet-heart:
yeah ill eat N O S T R I L but no earcanal
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hes an anarchist, weird how he complains about hierarchy all the time but he never dislikes it when my butt is on top :thinkin-lenin:
Look, maybe it’s not the strictest definition of NSFW, but I would like an option to read a post that is going to mention a fellow-poster’s ass flavor.
omg the emojis are great now how do i get my hair like this :bottom-speak:
The jewfro is usually more curly, this is out of control floof that comes with thick wavy hair. I know this because it's almost exactly how my hair looks when it grows out a lot.
couldn't be me
Edit: no one would step up, apparently i date cowards
