Have you heard the way Americans say "horror"? LOL it sounds like they're saying "whore"
And don't get me started on how they pronounce "duty" hehehe
Frankfurt is a great city because there's nothing to do
True! Out of the big cities in Germany, Frankfurt is perhaps the most vile. Huge financial skyscrapers (and homeless drug addicts on the streets below), luxury shops, more skyscrapers, residential areas that look run down and mainly inhabited by ethnic and national minorities.
I haven't been to the United States (and don't want to) but it's exactly how I imagine an American city, except with a better public transportation system.
I'd walk with my hands in my pockets at the station too, it's common sense in station areas anywhere you go to tbh.
"$30 Euro" is not enough for Frankfurt-München lol, neither by high speed rail, nor regional train nor bus. You can get the Bayernticket for 27€ for slow trains in Bavaria I suppose, but it's 6h + to München.
"There's nothing there, Jeff. It's just a German town."
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Always being like I'm 52.423% irish and 19.625% Danish and 4.212% Westerosi and 23.74% Scottish and my clan name is MacBurger and here is my tartan
Motherfucker, you're a US citizen. I know it sucks but still
the history of my people began when the hair-covered people of the lowlands emerged from the stagnant, murky waters of the stink swamp and intermarried with the also hair-covered mud eaters of the ruined hills.
the year was 1978.
not yet, but a visit to the metropole of the great pudding empire is inevitable.
It's got some nice bits. They coronated the emperor constantine there which is pretty cool if you are into history
We're up now and honestly this thread is disappointing. We deserve to be thoroughly dragged but mostly this is just everyone being chill.
What I'm saying is we Americans could do a mean thread better
Joke's on you. I have a severe mental illness that precludes sleep.
I'm not gonna stop you or anything though go nuts$
Americans will be like "I don't have an accent" and then say "Hi, my name is Gram, one day I looked in the mere and to my abject tear all I saw was the face of a skworl."
I say the words merry, Mary and marry the exact same
Hahaha my dialect definitely don't also say some things in a funny, idiosyncratic way
65% of our taxes go towards our military and police and we can't afford healthcare, hahaha!
not true they can afford healthcare they just hate you and won't give it to you
You right. Correction: we don't have healthcare even though we are the wealthiest country on the planet.
It would be cheaper and easier to give you healthcare even. Fucking Calvin.
Have you ever tried to explain to a lib that paying 8% of your income to go towards universal healthcare like in other countries would be cheaper than 30% of your paycheck for just your family? Because I fucking have lol. Conservatives don't actually comprehend fiscal policy, it turns out.
they never actually cared about saving any money or making the process easier as long as they can maximize the theft of surplus labor and public funding
Let's use photos
Show
(yes, that Humvee broke down after about one minute during a deranged military americaney display at the beginning of a hockey match)
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Only the front of the teeth are shiny. The rest is all just fillings and decay.
I remember we had an American teacher in primary school we thought her teeth were shiny because she was a witch
I am a yank and am awake
I am deeply offended you did not invite me to the yank dunking session
I wish I were asleep 😞 can you ridicule me to sleep? You should hear the way I say "guys" all the time as a synonym for "things." I say "pop" instead of "soda."
Pop instead of soda is just cute though.
Fun fact, Aussies don't say soda, we say soft drink or fizzy
Soft drink is a term Americans know at least, even if nobody uses it
I do like fizzy
Hexbear just isn't the same as yankoids posting such cringe titles as 'Fighting against the tide of America-hate. Here is a thread about ONLY praising America!'
