Have you heard the way Americans say "horror"? LOL it sounds like they're saying "whore"

And don't get me started on how they pronounce "duty" hehehe

  • plinky [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    they already live in amerikkka, so jokes on them

    • Gosplan14_the_Third [none/use name]
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      11 months ago

      Frankfurt is a great city because there's nothing to do

      True! Out of the big cities in Germany, Frankfurt is perhaps the most vile. Huge financial skyscrapers (and homeless drug addicts on the streets below), luxury shops, more skyscrapers, residential areas that look run down and mainly inhabited by ethnic and national minorities.

      I haven't been to the United States (and don't want to) but it's exactly how I imagine an American city, except with a better public transportation system.

      I'd walk with my hands in my pockets at the station too, it's common sense in station areas anywhere you go to tbh.

      "$30 Euro" is not enough for Frankfurt-München lol, neither by high speed rail, nor regional train nor bus. You can get the Bayernticket for 27€ for slow trains in Bavaria I suppose, but it's 6h + to München.

  • TheCaconym [any]
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    11 months ago

    Always being like I'm 52.423% irish and 19.625% Danish and 4.212% Westerosi and 23.74% Scottish and my clan name is MacBurger and here is my tartan

    Motherfucker, you're a US citizen. I know it sucks but still

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    11 months ago

    We're up now and honestly this thread is disappointing. We deserve to be thoroughly dragged but mostly this is just everyone being chill.

    What I'm saying is we Americans could do a mean thread betterbiden-troll

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Joke's on you. I have a severe mental illness that precludes sleep.

    I'm not gonna stop you or anything though go nuts$ amerikkka

  • PointAndClique [they/them]
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    11 months ago

    Americans will be like "I don't have an accent" and then say "Hi, my name is Gram, one day I looked in the mere and to my abject tear all I saw was the face of a skworl."

  • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    65% of our taxes go towards our military and police and we can't afford healthcare, hahaha!

      • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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        11 months ago

        You right. Correction: we don't have healthcare even though we are the wealthiest country on the planet.

          • roux [he/him, comrade/them]
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            11 months ago

            Have you ever tried to explain to a lib that paying 8% of your income to go towards universal healthcare like in other countries would be cheaper than 30% of your paycheck for just your family? Because I fucking have lol. Conservatives don't actually comprehend fiscal policy, it turns out.

          • BlueMagaChud [any]
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            11 months ago

            they never actually cared about saving any money or making the process easier as long as they can maximize the theft of surplus labor and public funding

  • TheCaconym [any]
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    11 months ago

    Let's use photos

    Show

    Also this wonder

    (yes, that Humvee broke down after about one minute during a deranged military americaney display at the beginning of a hockey match)

    • Flyberius [comrade/them]
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      11 months ago

      Only the front of the teeth are shiny. The rest is all just fillings and decay.

    • charlie
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      11 months ago

      We’re missing out on some Chip Skylark emotes

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      I remember we had an American teacher in primary school we thought her teeth were shiny because she was a witch

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    11 months ago

    I am a yank and am awake

    I am deeply offended you did not invite me to the yank dunking session

  • the_itsb [she/her, comrade/them]
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    11 months ago

    I wish I were asleep 😞 can you ridicule me to sleep? You should hear the way I say "guys" all the time as a synonym for "things." I say "pop" instead of "soda."

  • SocialistWombat [he/him]
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    11 months ago

    Hexbear just isn't the same as yankoids posting such cringe titles as 'Fighting against the tide of America-hate. Here is a thread about ONLY praising America!'