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I think it's really cool messaging that a car comes with a complimentary beer
Like who gives a shit what cars you have you absolute nerd
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How is this a real dude and not a character we made up to laugh at?
counterpoint it is very fun booing teslas or pretending to have not heard of them to tesla bros
Well the newest one does look a lot less like the older Prius models
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If he wasn't a fascist I'd say critical support to Elon for fleecing techbros.
Look if someone bought "Tesla Cyberbeer" they deserve whatever happens to them.
Aren't aluminium bottle caps, like cans, supposed to have a clear plastic coating on them to prevent the metal from corroding and reacting with the drink? Did they forget to make the caps with that stuff on them or something?
It's usually only on the inside/bottom of the cap, the part where the drink actually touches the cap
Beer bottle caps are steel usually - looks like they contracted out a batch of beers and let them sit in bad conditions - also they used a clear bottle which means the beer develops a bunch of off-flavors bc of the light hitting it.
$75 beer should come with bottle service.
ability to grift his base is 
level"why did you drink it?"
because that's the purpose of it????? it's a beverage for consumption??? elon can't do anything right, he can't even make a beer that is drinkable.
I interpreted it as why would you drink a beer that was in a comprised container and tasted weird.
I mean it's alcohol, idk how bad it can really be even in a compromised container.
If you’ve ever heard someone talk about a beer being skunked, they’re referring to it having gone bad. Happens more easily than you’d think and especially with beer, where the Abv isn’t really high
Skunked beer is from oxidation of hop compounds, not biological spoilage. Beer can be contaminated with undesirable microbes but the dangerous ones can't grow in the low pH and alcoholic (even when it's low abv) environment.
Forcing yourself to finish what wound up being a terrible investment is incredibly relatable, ngl. Though if it's a bad beer I'd just cook some brats in it, if anything.
Elon said that the Cybertruck is watertight enough to be a small boat. First person to test that is gonna have a real sunk cost on their hands.
They also lost the chance to call it cybeer. Disappointment in so many levels.
Idk grifting when you're born into riches just seems overkill. I respect it when you're born poor and you get rich grifting, but Elon couldve done nothing in his entire life and still been rich
