• frankfurt_schoolgirl [she/her]
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    7 months ago

    parrot-vibin hex-crab-chapo party-cat

    whoa were you the first Kissinger is Dead post on hexbear?

    This is wonderful news, except it also fucking sucks because now we will have to hear liberals valorize and glorify him for the next couple of weeks.

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      7 months ago

      But think of all the opportunites to throw drinks in liberals faces and then start screaming about domino theory?

    • TheLastHero [none/use name]
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      7 months ago

      inshallah the memorial articles will will have to fight with Zionist propaganda for headline space in the near future

    • Egon [they/them]
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      7 months ago

      Even John Oliver called for his death, it might not get too bad

      • combat_brandonism [they/them]
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        7 months ago

        don't worry in the article body they had to signal that nothing will fundamentally change:

        Qassem Soleimani, after a U.S. drone strike executed the Iranian external-security chief in January 2020. Soleimani, whom the United States declared to be a terrorist and killed as such, killed far more people than Timothy McVeigh. But even if we attribute to him all the deaths in the Syrian Civil War,

    • silent_water [she/her]
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      7 months ago

      is the rolling stone normally this cool? does this author always get to post this hard?

  • GarfieldYaoi [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    Comrades, I am truly honored to share such a moment with you all.

  • anarchoilluminati [comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    I'm gonna start non-stop pounding water now until I visit his grave.

    Open your corpse mouth and prepare to accept my piss, Henry. sicko-flipped

  • LaughingLion [any, any]
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    7 months ago

    ROT IN PISS

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  • ElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]
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    7 months ago

    Finally, may he rot in hell

    sicko-crab crab-party hexcrab-party crab-party hexcrab-party crab-party sicko-crab

    hex-crab-chapo hexcrab-party crab-party hexcrab-party crab-party hexcrab-party hex-crab-chapo

    sicko-crab crab-party hexcrab-party crab-party hexcrab-party crab-party sicko-crab

    Hope his last moments were full of suffering, not that it could ever equal the pain he inflicted on the world

  • 666PeaceKeepaGirl [any, she/her]
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    7 months ago

    :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party: :crab-party: :hexcrab-party:

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    7 months ago

    pizza-dance One day I hope to go to hell so that I can make Henry Kissinger eat my ass and hair until he dies again and goes to Hell 2. pizza-dance

  • Collatz_problem [comrade/them]
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    edit-2
    7 months ago

    Here richly, with ridiculous display,

    The Politician's corpse was laid away.

    While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged

    I wept: for I had longed to see him hanged.

    • BoxedFenders [any, comrade/them]
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      7 months ago

      To put the longevity of this lich into context- he was already technically a senior citizen during Reagan's presidential term.