You idiot, you fucking moron, oh no, this world-class athlete is going to fuck me so hard it destroys the bed and we have to continue on the floor, that idea is sure to dissuade me, no one will find that hot, you dumbass
"Sir, we're running out of beds, the athletes are too hornt!"
"Oh dear God"
We've made the athletes wear clothing that is extremely easy to tear apart to dissuade them from taking one another's clothes off :07:
There's a Japanese saying - Only futon for fucking.
Okay, that's a lie but it made for a convenient joke.
I've heard (probably from Reddit) that the Olympic village area is just an international orgy, which is pretty cool, all things considered
It's pretty common knowledge. They give out huge amounts of condoms for free every time. Young people are horny. Young people that haven't done anything but train for the past year and look like Greek gods are probably very horny.
Japan enacts jus soli citizenship for a timeframe restricted to the residency of the Olympic athletes.
Dozens of young, gorgeous professional athletes who are high on endorphins and bored out of their minds...
How could this happen?!
Yes, I am sure taking away beds will surely slow a group of young and ridiculously athletic people from fucking.
This is a sustainability thing that has nothing to do with sex. Literally just made-up wacky Japan discourse.
That makes a lot more sense, but I gotta say I've slept on a floor mat and I'd prefer that to a bed I'm afraid will break on me.
Yeah they got powerlifters and gymnasts in there, nature will find a way :goldblum:
Powerlifting is in the Olympics this year? That's exciting but also incredibly conflicting because I'm boycotting them, but also...
Just looked it up, they're not. It would be a big deal, since weightlifting has been in for a while, but powerlifting is still in the approval process, which can take decades.
Our scientists are working around the clock to bring us a world in which nobody ever has s*x again. I for one salute them
Wow, never thought I'd be giving critical support tothe Olympics
only support the weight of one person
Uh, I foresee an issue when the weight lighting athletes go to bed
There's a reason bed-fucking is popular
It's comfortable and when you're done, you have a place to lay down
As someone who had drunken sex in a concert hall bathroom stall, I can easily say the bed is nicer
As someone who had drunken sex in a concert hall bathroom stall, I can easily say the bed is nicer
:sadness:
I definitely prefer it, I don't know how to put this it's just.... more engaging?
Bed, couch as a close second, car as last resort, everywhere else is just so you can say you did
Someone once offered me a blowjob on a couch once but I moved it to my bed cos I thought it was rude to do so on something that other people use.
Apparently I'm a rare case.
Thank you for doing your duty comrade! :volcel-judge:
spoilers
also mood ngl :cowboy-cri: :sadness-abysmal:
Love it when I can't participate in the olympics that I've been training for my entire life because my bed imploded and I got a back injury when I shifted slightly in my sleep
Hell, sometimes if I'm falling asleep on my back I do a jump because I feel like I'm falling
The next plan will be to fly in all their mothers and have them sleep in the same room
This sounds like a thing Invented by that 'cornflake prevents masturbation guy'
He also popularized square dancing as an anti-sex dance, since swing dancing was picking up steam and needed to be countered
Re-popularised. Contre-Dances were super horny in the 18th century, only slightly less horny than the couples dances like the Volta/Polska/Waltz.
I'd break this bed without fucking anyone, because I've never stayed still in my life, not even to sleep.
Fr though. I tore my fitted sheet in my sleep somehow the other week. And it's not like it was my nails because I bite the shit out of them
