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coeliacmccarthy [he/him] to news • 3 years ago

you and me both buddy

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you and me both buddy

coeliacmccarthy [he/him] to news • 3 years ago
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it's real lol lol lol

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  • Dirtbag [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Shidding and pissing myself in fear of covid.

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    • StalinActionProject [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

      deleted by creator

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  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    :bern-disgust: maybe shit and cum?

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    • richietozier4 [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      https://youtu.be/kmcpiM3SSOA

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  • TheBryDog [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    deleted by creator

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    • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
      ·
      3 years ago

      :yes-chad:

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  • Baoist [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    I can't wait for Hoover villes. I mean biden towns

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    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Bide-inns :kelly:

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    • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      I don’t know how it is in your area but in my region there have been camps alongside highways for months or years already now

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      • Baoist [none/use name]
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        3 years ago

        Now we just gotta name and organize them

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  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    But did it disturb you enough to want to mandate the vaccine?

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    • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
      hexagon
      ·
      3 years ago

      no it didn't make him poopoo

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  • LeninsRage [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Something was pouring from his mouth. Blood? Blood. Crimson, copper-smelling blood, his blood. Blood. Blood. Blood. And bits of sick.

    -Garth Marenghi

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    • coeliacmccarthy [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I wish I were more attractive, like dagless

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      • BigLadKarlLiebknecht [he/him, comrade/them]
        ·
        3 years ago

        That’s the mother, Rick!

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        • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
          ·
          3 years ago

          You and he were...... buddies........ weren’t you?

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    • Oso_Rojo [he/him, they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      It’s his Dark Place, we’re all just living in it

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  • SiskoDid2ThingsWrong [none/use name]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Updated: turns out he was really just super hung over

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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Pee Pee Puke Puke

    Wait, wait

    Pee Pee Spew Spew

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  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    So what's he going to do about it then? Mask mandate? Vaccine incentives? Requiring vaccines or negative Covid tests to be in public? Anything?

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    • deadbergeron [he/him,they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      just shidding and pissing

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  • richietozier4 [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    Mood

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    • Lil_Revolitionary [she/her,they/them]
      ·
      3 years ago

      You merely adopted pissing and throwing up while thinking about Covid. This site was built in it, molded by it

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      • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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        3 years ago

        Legend says we’re all still peeing and throwing up to this day

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  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    deleted by creator

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    • ligma [e/em/eir,ze/hir]
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      3 years ago

      deleted by creator

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      • Sephitard9001 [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Sir, requesting permission to frag myself, sir! This is cursed content, sir!

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      • invo_rt [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        deleted by creator

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    • Suckingdicksince90 [he/him,undecided]
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      3 years ago

      deleted by creator

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      • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        :covid-cool: :stonks-down: :hesitation-2:

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  • sooper_dooper_roofer [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Watch carefully if Biden has a surprise hospital visit. Trump had one in November 2019, came back with an IV bruise on his wrist, and I'm almost certain it was some sort of COVID therapy (he's also on tape admitting how severe the disease is, but also contradictorily doesn't mask, which would make sense if he received some sort of preemptive preventative therapy)

    If Biden gets whisked away to Walter Reed then bad stuff is about to happen

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    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
      ·
      3 years ago

      Didn't they just throw him on one of those inversion tables?

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  • Pezevenk [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Lol what

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  • sergiostweest [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    you think you're so hydrated you can just give it all away?

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  • PeanutButter [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    deleted by creator

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