Best of luck to our witch comrades I suppose
I was with until your complaint was that they arent using better hexes. They should use better hexes though.
They are doing haphazard, trash-can tier hexes that have already blown back.
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Good magic to hex your enemies/the state in nodded Minecraft. Acquire Mason jar and fill with artisanal high proff spirits, stuff with a natural fiber rag, light with a smudge stick, and throw at target
And also , as if their trash tier plastik New Age Hexing would have any chance against any oldschool Tora Bora Warlock Shaman ......
Even the Titan Prometheus couldn't escape these Mountains ....
But just wait for Courtney and her Six Wall mart Candles....
Any practitioner whose first thought is to harm instead of protect deserves what they get.
Do as you will as long as you harm none
lol that's still how I think of it in my head, but it seems so pretentious to type out.
You complain about hexes and yet you post on hexbear.net :very-intelligent:
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Also clowns and jokers at approximately 60 degrees in front and behind to my left and right. Here I an stuck in a hexagonal grid with you.
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.
the radical centrist anthem
You have been cursed by Pooh to wander the earth eternally in search of honey
These people could do literally anything else and it would be a more productive use of their time
Read a book ffs
True. We’re also useless, but at least we don’t claim to be doing anything useful.
Why haven't they done mass hexing for the last 20 years? Why aren't they doing it in the House of Saud? Who do they expect to step into the void if their hex works, do they just want warlordism again?
These witches are phonies who don't really give a shit about Afghanis
It's just protestants praying about what's in the news because it makes them feel better. It doesn't hurt anything but it's not helpful either, just people coping with their powerlessness over the injustice of the world. We do the same by posting tbh.
Yeah, I'm just being silly. It's fun to take the idea of mass hexing extremely seriously.
Don't get me wrong, it would be fun if the driving force of history wasn't material conditions :marx-goth:
It would make things a bit easier if we could go full FALGSC by making The Culture novels super popular.
We can, the left just needs to learn to propagandize as well as the right does.
Hahaha those useless dummies am I right.
Now excuse me I'm going to shitpost in my closed-cycle community.
Now excuse me I’m going to shitpost in my closed-cycle community.
This is actually more productive
A shit post doesn't cause me to believe I have degraded the capability of the Taliban
Couple dozen people read it and will bring radical ideas into their other bubbles.
Also in 20 years historians will talk about us and what influences we had cause they are nerds.
Dibs on "Hexbear Historian" after the revolution.
Am I the most qualified? No. The hardest working? Almost certainly not. The smartest? You bet your sweet as that's a negative.
But I called dibs so that's just how it's gonna be.
At least some people here have started organizing IRL because of this place.
Can't hurt. A Facebook friend of mine visited the airport when Trump visited my state and hexed Airforce One. Trump got covid shortly thereafter. Obviously this is because of what my friend did and not because Trump is Trump.
She's also an indigenous commie activist and pretty cool.
My dad has to wear a specific shirt when the [local football team] play and it makes them perform better
Yeah I don't think ritual and superstition are as easily escapable as atheists want to believe, that's a good insight
I dunno, I personally don't think every single belief can be tested and/or evaluated and human beings are very VERY prone to linking shit spuriously.
unironically believe most of the mayan ancient cultures histories and magic and what not.
I want to say there's room for that in Marxism via base and superstructure but I also sound like I'm jerking myself off right now so...
well the indigenous americans that get their land back will absolutely bring that back into the culture.
SWCC? Juche? Its the same sort of stuff. Flavoring your socialist ideology is unironically the only way to do it.
But be careful, the Taliban are fighting back with their own magic https://www.reddit.com/r/witchcraft/comments/p6nc4e/psa_be_careful_when_bewitching_the_taliban/
It just me or does calling muslim prayers magic spells feel kinda islamophobic to anyone else?
Well, probably. But there is also an islamic magical tradition that uses prayers (just like there used to be christian one). Although I dont expect bunch of people on reddit to know about it. ..
As an ex-muslim I don't see anything wrong with it. Consider the time prophet Musa defeated the Pharoah's black magic sorcerers with his divine snake magic
It's about how the CIA used deep state witches to explode Kennedy's head
Cosimano wrote a book on his time in the CIA and his many unconfirmed KGB agent kills using magic and psychic warfare
My husband's new friend has a wife with a wall of wands in their basement.
I was sitting there across the room for like an hour thinking they were unpaired fancy chopsticks and was wondering where the other half was.
Bezos is rich enough to hire magical protection, same thing with Trump. They were warning people not to hex Trump because it would bounce back to them, lol. I guess he got covid and had to walk around breathing with difficulty for a bit and wonder if he was gonna die like stan cheera.
those witches better be careful don't the Taliban got big man Allah on their side? all that monotheistic prayer probably keeps the pagan hexes away
I don't understand this thread. Is this any different from a religious person praying for the wellbeing of Afghans? If you go into islam/christianity subs you can find similar posts, are we supposed to mock them too?
They're not hurting anyone (except the Taliban maybe), there's no need to tip the fedoras at them
i'll be the bad guy here -- yeah, dudes larping as "witches" is lame, and is qualitatively different from the lived in, communal traditions of the great religions.
and it's super fucking lame to, ya know, even assuming you have nonmaterial power of the material world (you don't), that you would use this in a kulturkampf against the "bad muslims" for having the wrong kind of traditions or whatever.
like this community is presumably against western chauvinism, but it should make exceptions when the enforcement of western practice is made by dudes sending hexes? sorry no -- this is mega-cringe.
yeah, dudes larping as “witches” is lame, and is qualitatively different from the lived in, communal traditions of the great religions.
So religions are illegitimate until they've been around long enough, at which point they retroactively become legitimate?
there’s no need to tip the fedoras at them
:I-was-saying:
Honestly I do this more like a continuation of the whole "Witches hexed the moon!" thing and not to just mock them too much. The pagan community are our allies too overall, just that I still think the concept of "We're waging a magic battle against the Taliban" as pretty humorous.
That's why I put it in memes and not dunk tank I don't want to be too harsh to them for the most part it's just powerless people trying to find some control in the world.
I wasn't even really expecting the replies to be as harsh as some of these are.
i think online leftists are very sensible to people not doing praxis, i mean it's the usual and easiest dunk for online lefties so it's a sensible spot
