• NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "my fellow rightoids are fragile dipshits who happily kill themselves rather than be made fun of"

  • 01100011101001111100 [she/her]
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    3 years ago

    Everybody dies. You either die from covid or die from getting owned by leftists.

    These are the same thing in a chud's moral universe.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    to be fair, "smug liberals don't want you to get vaccinated" is the best way to get chuds to get vaccinated. honestly yeah whatever it takes at this point

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      What's with these idiots and living in Looney Tunes? Like all the CIA plots with dynamite in Castro's cigars and now the "Duck season, Rabbit season" bit being used as a reason for why they can't not die.

  • BruceWillis [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "but maybe THIS article is reverse reverse psychology by the left to try and convince us to GET vaccinated" - every MAGA chud who reads this.

  • LangdonAlger [any]
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    3 years ago

    No please take the vaccine all human life is valuable, we want you you survive so we can continue to torture you with our purple hair and nose rings at Thanksgiving dinner FOREVER. MAYBE WE'LL MAKE YOU TRY THE VEGAN MASHED POTATOES. OR THE TOFURKY. YEAH BITCH THAT'S RIGHT, NO MEAT THANKSGIVING HAHAHA :sicko-instapot:

  • FidelCastro [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The more of us who die, the better.

    :fidel-si:

    Every single fascist who dies now is a fascist not able to shoot someone I care about later.

    • QuipeConTe [she/her,he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Every fascist gone is a moment caring for the ones I love, making art and food and worshipping my God.

  • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    At every level these people are the biggest babies on earth. And we're losing to them, lmao. :deeper-sadness:

    • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      We're not losing to them. We're fighting against the people who profit off of them.

      And we might not win for a long time, but I think we're far from losing. They have to get lucky every time and we just have to get lucky once.

  • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    If ideological :zizek: articles are what it takes to remove the stress on hospitals and get these fuckers vaccinated, then so be it. That being said, how much you wanna bet this only got published because somene at Brietbart was personally affected by the failing medical system?

    • FidelCastro [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      the stress on hospitals and get these fuckers vaccinated, then so be it

      True. The second hand affects of this on others is horrible.

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I think that somebody higher up in the Republican Party told them. The higher-ups probably realize that not only letting their base die, but actively encouraging them to is not a good long-term political strategy.

      • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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        3 years ago

        The virus is harder on the elderly, and now it's tearing through red parts of swing states. That's their bread and butter voters now. They might actually fuck themselves out of Florida at this point, and probably make their job harder in the house for swing districts.

        • Wheaties [comrade/them]
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          3 years ago

          wow, imagine how much work Democrats are gonna have to put into immediately rolling over and letting Republicans redistrict as they please

          • MemesAreTheory [he/him, any]
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            3 years ago

            Lmao right? Dems will sink all their time and energy into trying to publicly shame Republicans into "Non-partisan redistricting committees," but you can't shame the shameless.

            Dem: :bottom-speak: "Pwease Mr. Elephant, can't we have some equitable voting measures? Don't you want twuth, democwacy, and justice?"

            Rep: "... :bugs-no:"

            Dem: "Well we tried nothing and we're all out of ideas :shrug-outta-hecks:"

            My guess though is it just results in more corporatist democrats in office and #nothingwillfundamentallychange :biden-troll:

  • Reversi [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Are they seriously calling it the "Trump vaccine" now

    Have to admit, they know how to appeal to their userbase, you could pass single payer healthcare if you called it "Trumpcare"

    But the Ur-Fascist shit is obvious here: leftists are idiots out of touch with reality, but they're also GENIUS master manipulators who understand psychology on an unforeseen level

    This author makes the mistake of trying to go for the "the left drone strikes children" angle, though, conservatives love that shit

    • Saint [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      If the Democrats had cared at all about controlling Covid they'd have called it the Trump vaccine too