“You’re fake news”
Ummm that was written at a middle school level. Maybe try to speak/write with more competency so we all know there’s a freakin adult in the room!!!!
“I implore you, fair citizens of the press who are committed to democracy, to report on the economy in the right way.”
“Omg finally! An adult in the room! Democracy is saved.”
Curious, Biden claims that the economy is doing great and yet I'm still broke as fuck. I am clearly in the wrong here
He insists his clothes are of the finest golden cloth, which means that my vivid memories of the emperor's dick flapping around as he walked must be some phantasm of my imagination.
i see he's taking the same fierce leadership to correct the media as he did to correct inflation
"listen here, jack. you're making me look bad and i want you to cut it out. this is as much effort as i'm going to put into this, so, carry on."When Trump tells the media what to do, it's a national emergency that threatens to end our republic. When Biden does it...
I'm going to give the most charitable interpretation of this possible that someone could report on:
"Rate of country-wide renting cost increases falls this month after unprecedented rise in renting prices following the start of the COVID 19 pandemic- three year change in renting prices still vastly outpace country-wide wage growth despite this month's minor rent-price movement relief"
Example:
[Rent Prices]
Oct: 2020: $60/mo
Oct 2023: $100/mo
Nov 2023: $105/mo
Dec 2023: $107/mo
[Wages]
Oct 2020: $180/mo
Nov 2023: $227/mo
Dec 2023: $227/mo + 1-time holiday bonus of $5
But the second derivative of the average country-wide rent prices is less positive this month than last month why won't the people rejoice?!?!
Real winning messaging you have going here you useless senile neoliberal hellworld fucks
- this is all fake news Jack. The economy is the best its ever been. Why aren't you morons happy? What are you going do vote for the other Biden?
I wanna vote for the beijing biden that exists only in the fantasies of conservatives
"Ketchup the news"
"Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working"
Jesus... Who writes like this?
"It's a fact you must-hear(d)"
I think Biden got his hands on the white house computer because this is incoherent
I don't know but when I ketchup with them, it'll be time to say marinara
I knew Sleepy Joe was PATHETIC. But now he thinks he's MAGA and steals my lines! SAD!
First Isreal, now the president; I am so here for entities whose shittiness has become impossible to hide lashing out and blaming the propaganda machine that' been working overtime to whitewash their shittiness for not doing enough.
In Bad Communist Country the President just gives direct orders to press dictating how they should report the economy.
