Why is every drawing Ben does somehow weirdly horny? Pete has a pretty flat ass so I'm not sure why he drew him with that dump truck. Unless it's a play on his last name or something.
See, this is the sort of confusion that arises in the absence of labels
You'd think he'd incorporate some polygons there, but it is garrison were talking about
Buttigieg isn't a diversity hire, he's a CIA adjacent agent of the finance imperialism:
Pete Buttigieg has a "a huge resource-and-mineral map of Afghanistan" on the wall of his living room— anyways I'm sure his work on "economic stabilization in war zones" while at McKinsey and (and in naval intelligence before that) was all totally above board and 100% ethical https://nitter.net/halaljew/status/1196952837898539009
https://www.vogue.com/article/pete-buttigieg-interview
- ShowI need one of these for everytime that someone utters the Cursed name of Pete Buttigieg. Never forget that he doesn’t know how to raise the roof, that’s white people dancing 101 dude c’mon
Queerness really is like airplane flares to these freaks, huh? You can take the most obvious case of a hollow sociopath who's ambitions are defined purely by service at the altar of capital, a history with some of the most evil organizations on Earth, scandal after scandal about facilitating the immiseration of the masses on behalf of bloodless companies... And it doesn't matter, right wingers secretly love all that shit so they can't perceive it as bad, or even as an aberration. So instead their criticsm just cuts a 90-degree right turn like a SAM missile locking on to chaff, and the only thing they can think of is
"GAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!1!"the signature chud move is getting mad about actual problems, saying correct criticisms for sometimes up to 50% of a sentence, and then falling off a cliff into blaming whatever minority their media is currently demonizing
military dork missing the joke mode: to use chaff effectively, combine it with flares and fire in large bursts, and then maneuver such that the flare/chaff cloud is between you and the missile. if you don't couple the chaff with flares and with the appropriate maneuvers (placing the cloud between you and the missile), the missile will ignore them and focus on the biggest heat source - your engine (jet exhausts specifically i think)
sometimes i think you can also use the sun to confuse missile lockon but that seems like something they would have fixed by now. the thing about missiles is that they have less fuel and less wing surface than a jet, so the jet can raise altitude easier and for less fuel, and can maneuver more easily. the missile is faster for a short time, but if you increase altitude (it costs more fuel for the missile to go up) and keep it to your 3 or 9 clock position (it costs more fuel and reduces speed to turn) you can outmaneuver it and waste its fuel. if the hostile missile is moving straight and not turning you are doing it wrong.
source: VTOL VR lol
Chaff is to put clutter on a radar, flares are to distract heat-seeking missiles. Coupling it doesn't do anything unless there's somehow a missile that has both an IR and radar guidance(don't think this exists).
I mean there's some missiles that can be equipped with either type, such as the French mica and the Russian r27 but it's a swap not a both simultaneously, so unless there's some surface to air missile that does it than idk. Modern radar missiles can use the internal radar and the airplane radar for tracking, but I don't think that's what you meant.
so my source for the both types of missile tracking thing turned out to be a Quora ChatGPT answer lol, but i think they still train people to use both flares and chaff because you might be targeted by multiple hostiles (like several SAM batteries or multiple jets or a single jet launching multiple missiles) and most planes carry enough of both anyway
You still need to use both, cause you don’t wanna find out you deployed the wrong one
Chuds think any attempt to facilitate queer people is too far and requires a gargantuan effort, even the paltry fake inclusion stuff that neoliberals do. What was that one essay where ecoterrorists capture all the world's nuclear reactors? And they get away with it because the US military spent too much money on pronoun training instead of shooting guns training
Okay what is it with Ben and making weird drawings of the people he hates but with fat asses. I found...this.
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I can't figure out what point he's trying to make beyond his barely disguised fetish but I'm laughing my ass off.
I hope his kids release all the strange porn he's drawn after he dies.
Garrison and his weirdly sexual comics are the exact kind of unhinged nonsense we need to dunk on more, this shit is hilarious
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I could actually use a couple of labels here. Wtf is going on?
Whomst among us hasn't experienced the Australia COVID Nazi vore marsupial?
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It is interesting that he tends to draw thicc people as the "bad guys" in the images. Good people are muscular in the arm areas. I wonder what any of that means?
Ben Garrison watched Soul Plane and assume that's how flying works
I’m not a racist. If every plane had Samuel L Jackson on it then none of them would crash.
Ben has to be bi-questioning at this point. He can't help himself but draw these guys like this. Remember his obsession with Jack from Twitter and his midriff?
Also the number of times he's drawn Trump as a muscular beefcake with a six pack. He's done it a lot.
Come to think of it, even stonetoss comes off as gay, and he has admitted to being a furry too. And he's at least the only semi-smart fashcomic, everyone else is just batshit insane.
Leftism: We tell the right they have permission to be themselves and they will never forgive us for not hating them for their so-called shortcomings
I've got a lot of stuff still internalized about weakness, strength, and identity, so I will say when you are trying to suppress something and someone encourages you to release it it can be maddening. Because you think it makes you weak or a failure, and they're encouraging it. It's like offering alcohol to someone recovering from addiction. The main difference is that what they are holding back is not bad. It took me a long time to get the voice saying adhd was an excuse out of my head, and understand people saying I might have it were not insulting me or telling me I was weak or trying to weaken me, but showing me what they thought was true. I am pretty good at making space for other people and silencing judgement against them internally, but I still hold myself to a lot of things I know I shouldn't. I have the knowledge and will to change, if I didn't it would just be pain and anger.
i'm honestly amazed he didn't write pete's line with a lisp
His face in this cartoon is kind of similar to the Teletubbies.
He's got a dump truck so big they had to make him Secretary of Transportation to regulate it
Ass so fat that you could see it from the front
Pete gets taller when he sits down
Ben drew a fat ass and then decided he might as well not waste the effort and drew the rest of a cartoon around it.
conservatives: "gubmint don't work!"
gubmint: fails 1 time
conservatives: "why don't gubmint work 100% of the time!!??"
Government has been failing thousands of times, not once. It can’t even build a fucking train between two of their biggest cities anymore, they are incapable of functioning.
This is because it’s a capitalist rightwing government filled with corrupt public-private partnerships, one that has been hollowed out and gutted for decades. It fails at certain tasks because capital wants it to fail, it certainly doesn’t fail at brutal police violence when needed, but somehow when a natural disaster happens or when it comes time to deal with homelessness it’s totally incompetent again
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