This week's chapo mentioned it and I had to check for myself. Archive.is isn't working right now but if someone could get a current screenshot it's some of the most egregious shit I've seen from democrats. Even 
-ass campaigns have a full issues list and some kind of plan. Biden's official website doesn't mention a single issue and doesn't have a tab for anything beyond giving him money.
Liberals think you'll accept this and vote for them in 2024.
Oh but you see the clever little flourish how the tip of the exclamation mark and the right end of the red squiggle over their shoulders both end in an arrow, evoking growth and upward progress? You better believe someone made six figures off that design choice.
You can tell that this is authentic because the "handwritten" double underline done in red is perfectly identical to the other red double underline in the image in OP's post.
The one by Kamala looks like a V. Evoking all the vetoes they are going to play at the UN.
the V they're evoking for me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1983_miniseries)
Why bother when his 2020 platform was full of shit like this?
Joe Biden believes in the worth and value of every Palestinian and every Israeli. He will work to ensure that Palestinians and Israelis enjoy equal measures of freedom, security, prosperity, and democracy. His policies will be grounded in a commitment to a two-state solution, where Israel and the future viable state of Palestine will live together in peace, security, and mutual recognition. Biden opposes any unilateral steps by either side that undermine a two-state solution. He opposes annexation and settlement expansion and will continue to oppose both as President. As President, Biden will take immediate steps to restore economic and humanitarian assistance to the Palestinian people, consistent with U.S. law, including assistance to refugees, work to address the ongoing humanitarian crisis in Gaza, reopen the U.S. consulate in East Jerusalem, and work to reopen the PLO mission in Washington.
bit idea: post this in liberal spaces as if it's part of his 2024 platform, "why does Biden support Hamas?"
I'm going to give this an unprecedented SEVEN Pinocchios
As President, Biden will take immediate steps to restore economic and humanitarian assistance to the Palestinian people
Bitch, he's ALREADY president
you're already in hell, you can't go to hell any further!!
Remember when a blood vessel burst in his eye while he was doing a debate or something? This is that 'the Mug'.
Lmao I remember the deluge of "uhm actually sweaty it is totally normal" articles after that
That's cause there ain't no issues jack; america is doing great. God could my dad make a website.
Delta Charlie is approaching the White House, I repeat, Delta Charlie is approaching the White House, over
Why is he running with harris again? Is there really no one else?
Biden dying and getting four years of our first Percocet president would at least be very funny.
Is there really no one else?
American politics in 2024 summed up in one sentence
No one else that wouldn't make people ask "why can't we just vote for them for president"
Hard to pick somebody slightly less likeable then you that will actually help when you're at 30% approval.
Him and Kamala are pretty much interchangeable by any meaningful metric.
Couple of absolute neoliberal ghouls who cynically check the minority tick box.
Classic example of how useless dems are, there's an incredibly obvious and strong desire for a more progressive candidate.
So the DNC found a couple token minorities who have the exact same policies as Henry Kissinger.
There's some kind of weird taboo against switching out your running mate for your reelection campaign
You could have asked the same last time around about Trump and Pence, not that someone else could have tilted the election results enough for him to win but it was clear that Pence was a loser who wasn't any help
Joe Biden would be the type of developer to only handle issues on a linked Discord, with no option of Matrix
Matrix has the same flaw(s) as Discord for this use case, they both require you to make an account to find and view helpful information, and this information can just be nuked off the face of the Earth with no archive at a moments notice. Public mailing lists are awesome and the only way to handle this kind of stuff imo.
tfw you try to submit a bug report and Discord asks for a phone number and you got banned for having perfect opinions and expressing them beautifully
Yes but all the little graphic design squiggles imply that he will be signing legislation
at this point I don't know what would be funnier, Joe Biden or Trump getting elected
It's another close election with no official result for days and they both die before the final vote is counted so a bunch of people fight for the claim to the vp spot.
Biden dies and Hillary cuts his face off and wears it like a mask
Obama drone strikes both of them, then emerges from the smoke with a Hitler mustache.
Even some of my milquetoast liberal friends are starting to admit voting is worthless.
Back in 2020, i was saying that Biden was the accelerationist choice. Not my favorite thing to be right about but I'll take it.
"How do you expect them to have "issues" to list when the Biden-Harris administration has already solved all the problems and made everything as good as it can possibly be?"Even his campaign video starts with shots of Jan 6 with a shitty horror movie trailer soundtrack. And then it's just Genocide Joe talking about how "we want more freedoms and rights, not fewer". I don't know how you would even parody this, it's just so ridiculous
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perfect bit!
there's a dang CHEETO on the BALLOT 
from the top rope with a Havana syndrome raygun