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  • footfaults [none/use name]
    hexbear
    121
    4 months ago

    It's hilarious that Joe Biden, known for being an empty suit on every issue except for Israel, and losing an election on that one issue that he will never compromise on, is incredibly funny.

    • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
      hexbear
      55
      3 months ago

      Plus the fact that he's tanking to support a government that prefers Trump anyway. You're not even going to the mat for an actual ally.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]
    hexbear
    69
    3 months ago

    turn it all around joe. win back my vote (which you never had you fucker are the reason i am a second class citizen)

    propose a massive special forces operation and decapitation strike against israeli leadership. seize all their WMDs. we know where they are.

    have our "inspectors" walk in, toss off their suits and start gunning down everyone at IDF nuclear facilities. i'm sure they'll appreciate the use of the tactic.

    buy off their armed forces, U.N. occupation.

    nothing less.

    • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      38
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      Well they're measuring poll data of Biden versus Trump in a general election. Their data stops in November of 2020 because Biden won that election and there hasn't been polling comparing them as presidential candidates in three years.

      They are skipping around a lot though

    • Rom [he/him]
      hexbear
      12
      edit-2
      3 months ago

      The space from Jun 2020 to Aug 2020 is smaller than the space from Aug 2020 to Oct 2020. Jun 2023 to Nov 2023 is smaller than either of those. This chart is all sorts of fucked.

    • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
      hexbear
      5
      3 months ago

      Upon closer inspection, this seems to be two different graphs with white backgrounds placed against another white background with an ever so slightly different shade of white. This is still a scummy way of showing graphs.

  • MaoTheLawn [any, any]
    hexbear
    43
    3 months ago

    Labour party UK has had their Muslim voter base halved

    Fucking idiots

      • @italktothewind
        hexbear
        12
        3 months ago

        tbf at least in the UK Starmer will win even without Muslims I think. the gap is so large because of how unpopular Rishi is (and how the UK falling into irrelevance is entirely blamed on the Tories rather than on much more systemic issues)

    • iridaniotter [they/them]
      hexbear
      18
      3 months ago

      Idiots? It doesn't matter which of the two bourgeois parties wins from their point of view. Although I will once again tap the sign...

      Show

  • happybadger [he/him]
    hexbear
    41
    4 months ago

    I still think he has time to turn it around and win the hearts of Americans if Biden uses the slogan "1 vote = 1 dead child". He'd win with FDR numbers.

  • CommunistCuddlefish [she/her]
    hexbear
    40
    3 months ago

    Not gonna lie, my experience with white liberals is that they are so racist and hate Muslims and brown people so much that I expect they'll turn up in droves to vote for Biden and these polls are just skewed. They're so coddled and self-centered that they think Trump was the worst thing to ever happen, and why would they risk letting him back into power in order to protest a genocide they likely support?

    • GrouchyGrouse [he/him]
      hexbear
      29
      3 months ago

      Trump just did what they all wanted but with 10% more intensity and 100% more impropriety. The real sin.

      • BurgerPunk [he/him, comrade/them]
        hexbear
        19
        3 months ago

        I remember media libs in 2016 saying something along the lines "Trump says things you wish you could say" followed by a "but..."

        They basically told on themselves in real time

        • huf [he/him]
          hexbear
          8
          3 months ago

          he also had badly fitting suits, dont forget!

  • dumpster_dove [he/him]
    hexbear
    39
    4 months ago

    Bet they're hiring PR people and brainstorming on what spectacle they can present to get the young vote back without changing their politics, as one does in a true democracy. What if Joe live streams Palworld? ..He doesn't understand how a computer mouse works? I guess we'll settle for a photoshoot.

    • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]
      hexbear
      36
      3 months ago

      dem "I don't know who created Palworld...but I'm trying to figure out how to get them to vote for a Pal-estine free-world!"

      hillgasm

    • Greenleaf [he/him]
      hexbear
      20
      3 months ago

      It’s the political equivalent of thinking you can lose weight by just popping the right diet pills instead of changing how you eat and exercising.

      • Findom_DeLuise [she/her, they/them]
        hexbear
        17
        3 months ago

        Moment of silence for HydroxyCut II, which was pulled from the market after it was found to contain what was essentially meth.

    • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexbear
      8
      3 months ago

      Want a taste? (cw zionist, extreme liberalism )

      https://hillharper.com/

      Get a B tier young Black actor who went to fancy government school and wanted to use his acting skills to run as "an outsider" in the Michigan senate primary where the party candidate is a straight up CIA agent. Keep them in the party.

      Then bank on the dumb masses just voting straight Dem ticket in the general because it's easier and lazier than researching every candidate. They'll be more excited for Senator Token LIB and poof DaBiden back into office without them even thinking of the genocide and wars.

      Oh look another candidate with no foreign policy that will be pivotal on foreign policy measures.

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    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
      hexbear
      7
      3 months ago

      It seems like he's not doing anything let alone hiring PR people lol. Obama complained to his advisors saying none of his election staff members are doing anything

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
    hexbear
    38
    3 months ago

    Tbf his decline happened earlier with all the greedflation resulting in negative real wage growth throughout 2022.

    Sure Gaza made it worse. Even normie liberals can now see the brutality regardless of how little they care about them.

    • jackmarxist [any]
      hexbear
      26
      3 months ago

      The thing is that normie liberals are still going to vote for him instead of a third party.

      • somename [she/her]
        hexbear
        17
        3 months ago

        It does lower voter enthusiasm and turnout though, regardless if it doesn’t flip them to another party.

  • milistanaccount09 [she/her]
    hexbear
    34
    edit-2
    4 months ago

    It says Oct 2020 though

    Edit: ok oct 2023 is still on the chart and part of this big decline. The graph break is still weird but it is funny

  • BlueMagaChud [any]
    hexbear
    23
    3 months ago

    just you wait, he's going to cure cancer any minute now

  • Rom [he/him]
    hexbear
    21
    3 months ago

    How could the tankies do this

  • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
    hexbear
    14
    3 months ago

    It would be so funny if Biden loses, but down ticket, Republicans lose ground.

  • idkmybffjoeysteel [he/him]
    hexbear
    14
    3 months ago

    That's kinda funny. Draw a straight line from June to November so it looks like the trend started before October. Maybe it did, but probably not if they chose to present it like that.