hang out in big cities like NYC or LA where rich kids are a dime a dozen and find one who wants to piss off their parents.
:geordi-no: Going to socialist org meetings to find a commie partner
:geordi-yes: Hanging out around bourgie rich kids and seducing class traitors to help fund the revolution
:marx-goth: engels, give me money
:blushing-engels: y-yes karl
Can someone find the letter Marx wrote to Engels where he talked about how London was awful, oh and btw he also needed money to pay his electricity bill.
Now I want to find the hark a vagrant with naked hairy Marx asking Engels for more money.
people with leisure class levels of money are pathologically paranoid about getting taken advantage of. while they may fuck around in their youth with those of us in the 'lower orders', when it comes to marriage a lot of them are going generally only look for committed affection from within their class, imagining this will insulate them somewhat from a transactional manipulator (it doesn't, lol).
but anyway, the short answer to your question is attending a prestigious art school.
imagine trying to avoid transactional manipulators by marrying someone in an economic class of transactional manipulators
honestly the best way to avoid that is to date people who have actual empathy and aren't pieces of shit, aka people lower than you on the economic hierarchy
attending a prestigious art school
Go into 200K debt to get your MRS. Real David Graeber hours.
- find someone rich
- seduce them
- marry them
- take out a large life insurance policy
- murder them and take all their money
murder them and take all their money
Make sure it looks like an accident!
you may be tempted to feed them to tigers don't pigs are cheaper and more reliable
Step one: get into a college that rich kids attend.
Step two: give a rich kid the best head of their life.
Step three: ?????
Step four: profit.
Acquiring status by marriage is overrated, better to get into a commune, have your housing (and maybe food) covered, and then save up the vast majority of your earnings
be a luxury peasant is what i am saying
invest into intrigue lifestyle
have your spymaster fabricate a strong hook on their father, and use the hook to make him agree to the marriage
i guess you could maybe also seduce your future spouse a bit too if you want so they dont hate you (optional)
if youre still having trouble - if youre lowborn, you can agree that all heirs will be of their house and it will cost you nothing except your children wont have the cool red-star-and-crossed-kalashnikovs coat of arms you made in ms paint
if youre still having trouble - if youre lowborn, you can agree that all heirs will be of their house and it will cost you nothing except your children wont have the cool red-star-and-crossed-kalashnikovs coat of arms you made in ms paint
real Baratheon hours
Fine an heir in their rebellious phase during college. Buy them a Che shirt to piss of their parents. Note: this will not be a happy marriage
I was convinced this was going to be a joke reference to Parasite since the plot kicks off with the poor son tutoring the rich daughter lol
IDK, become a high end escort with a heart of gold? That's what Pretty Woman taught me.
Probably much more likely to be murdered by rich people than married with that plan
The traditional route is the stage. Preferably Opera or Ballet, Shakespeare if that's not an option.
I had a relative who worked for a really rich guy and yeah the women in this dudes life were used and discarded if they tried to get uppity power and influence were used to silence and undermine them. Don't fuck around with these people (literally)
I can be your rich person. I make about £7 a month from stock options from work. Living that passive income lifestyle! I'm so rich some people call me Mr Mcrichyrich
