Based Joe Biden:
"Listen here jack, we’re going to clean the democratic party of revisionists and liberalism. No dog-faced pony soldiers for the elite will survive what I’m planning. That mao guy was good, but he didn’t go far enough with the, you know, the thing. Come on fats, we're going to sieze the means of making, you know, all the things."
highkey wondering if there's a drinking game for this debate (or US politics in general?), because I get the feeling this is going to be a Very fun night in the discord and here. awful, but fun.
My money's on Trump for the jumping jack contest, but Biden will have Trump's number on the push-up portion of the debate.
Donny's been training hard for the water-drinking event, but Joe's gonna dominate him on the downhill ramp
I am absolutely ready. Hope they don't get cold feet and end up cancelling it for "health reasons" or whatever excuse they come up with.
What are the chances one of them says a racial slur. We already got Rodger Stone to do it in his first interview after being pardoned, so I'm saying there's a chance
I could easily see Joe drop a "colored fella" when trying to recall who Colin Powell is.
He was an actual real person though, Biden's details about his name, location, and name of the gang are all verifiably true. The confrontation itself might be wishful thinking, or maybe not who knows.
https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1173342875691692032
Right, Biden gets some prescription shit that makes him look normal (Androchrome!?), but Donald uses fucking cocaine. That's the real dividing issue this election.
From what I understand, Don is a ""teetotaler"" because of Fred Jr.'s alcoholism.
I use scare quotes because I'm certain what he's doing is abusing sudafed as an upper and in his pudding brain he doesn't see that as "drug abuse."
I use scare quotes because I’m certain what he’s doing is abusing sudafed as an upper and in his pudding brain he doesn’t see that as “drug abuse.”
Yeah I'm at least 98% sure he uses some kind of drugs. He just doesn't drink.
Probably a cocktail of amphetamines, modafinil, and Chinese research chemicals
He's going to be hooked up in series with his granddaughter to a dialysis machine under the stage.
sounds like a good time tbh, minus the moda it just makes me angry
Was looking for confirmation (which I haven't actually found) and stumbled across this: Trump challenges Biden to drug test before debate lmaooooo
Well, it is a prizefight. It's no different from the gladiators, except we have to use our brain and our mouth. And our body to stand. I want all standing - they want to sit down.
Does this mean Felix is investing in
WisconsinMinnesota real estate?The amount of amphetamines both candidates will be on to remain semi coherent will use up the entire global supply
Imagine if theyd actually do it :O Would probably look like Bolsonaro doing push ups but worse.
Even the picture they chose for Biden is weak, I mean look at the lip differential between them. Shits over, jack!
