14 days seems a little bit too easy though, better send me for longer

  • Tiocfaidhcaisarla [he/him, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Win a trip to a sunny, beautiful island in the lovely Caribbean with the highest HDI in the region, free healthcare, progressive LGBT+, racial, and gender legislation, and a government that actively dismantles it's colonial legacy with this one weird trick!

      • D3FNC [any]
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        2 years ago

        On one hand they have a ton of doctors that are extremely well trained, boast one of the highest life expectancies for the lowest per capita cost, and it's free.

        On the other hand they don't know how to use all the unnecessary tests or prescribe the ludicrously expensive treatments of questionable efficacy we rely on so. You know. There's that.

        • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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          2 years ago

          I'd say "the other hand" is that they're not allowed to import basic medical equipment because of a 60 year trade embargo

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      "If you disrespect the border, you should have to spend 14 days in Cancun!"

      "If you blaphem our foreign allies abroad, we're putting you on the next plan to Macau!"

      "If you cannot acknowledge the inherent superiority of our white race, we're shipping you off to Vietnam!"

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    The National anthem is ass and anyone who sings it is a loser

    Ok Gonna pack my bags lmk if you need an email to send the boarding pass to

  • mittens [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    if you DISRESPECT the anthem, we'll uhhhh send you to a popular tourist spot

  • invo_rt [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Imagine respecting the national anthem when the beat doesn't even slap

  • WindowSicko [comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    Cool. I could probably get healthcare treatment that is unaffordable for me to get here

    • StarlightGlimmer [they/them]
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      2 years ago

      I made the mistake of going to a 'free clinic' when I thought I was dying (still think I am) and just got a several hundred dollar bill. Guess I should die quieter

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    The star spangled banner is an absolute travesty of a song, it sounds like shit. The generic versions are boring and when you get some pop star putting the heart and soul into it, like it's a church hymn, it's plain embarrassing.

    That shit they do at the NFL or whatever is actually harmful to watch

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      2 years ago

      You son of a bitch, if you disrespect the NFL one more time we're sending you to the Cricket World Cup.

  • blobjim [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    post the link. why are people never posting the link anymore?

  • MerryChristmas [any]
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    2 years ago

    Just take a trip to the nearest baseball game and stay seated for a 14 day vacation. I'm in.