lmao

  • axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    2 years ago

    i know people here have talked about it before but the richest people alive take time out of their intensely unbusy schedule to argue with people on twitter

    guy can take a private jet to any location on Earth or arrange for a call with any head of state and he'd rather show his whole ass and balls on twitter like the rest of us bozos

    • OneBillionRubyWasps [he/him,comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      Dude could literally spend every day of his life having psychedelic color orgies in gilded temples beyond the imagination of us common folk. Consensual ones, even. But instead he does this. That's the final proof. This man is a loser.

        • hexaflexagonbear [he/him]
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          2 years ago

          I like to imagine that Warren Buffet is actually as normal as his PR team tries to make it seem, and all his ill-begotten gains are going toward like a home theater room and a billiards table or something.

          • crime [she/her, any]
            hexagon
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            2 years ago

            The man lives in Omaha, he's either exactly as boring :lmayo: as he seems or he's reached levels of depravity heretofore unknown to even the sickest coastal billionaires

          • doublepepperoni [none/use name]
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            2 years ago

            At least with :melon-musk: or :lord-bezos-amused: you get a ridiculous cartoon character to hate, with these more anonymous assholes you're denied even that

    • crime [she/her, any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      I'm not even on twitter, which is one more way that I'm a better, more well-adjusted human than this manchild

  • sgtlion [any]
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    edit-2
    2 years ago

    I mean, that first reply. "Well, if you literally make a good thing and nobody (including me) gives you credit, it isn't my fault. Also it sucks, stop thinking you deserve anything! Also, you're meant to be admirably selfless and not want any recognition for things you make!".

    • crime [she/her, any]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      the absolute hubris of :melon-musk: getting into twitter beef with a satire magazine

      • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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        2 years ago

        Like these guys get payed to be witty and you're gonna try to dunk on them when you're one of the easiest to make fun of people on the planet. Alright good luck.

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      2 years ago

      They wrote one of my favorite articles of all time. https://thehardtimes.net/culture/17984-police-stations-sadly-still-untorched/?utm_source=spotim&utm_medium=spotim_recirculation&spot_im_redirect_source=pitc&spot_im_comment_id=sp_vtFdz6GZ_112593_c_M250QB&spot_im_highlight_immediate=true

  • mr_world [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    The second he gets humiliated he starts crying about wokeness. So fucking boring.

    • SaniFlush [any, any]
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      2 years ago

      Walmart's wifi routers block The Hard Drive, which tells you all you need to know