explanation, cw for chaser shit
she made comments about t4t relationships being like incest because "it would probably happen if two sisters were stuck alone in an attic for 25 years and it wouldn't be good or okay but the victims deserve pity, not anger." obviously this receives pushback, and becomes a very controversial tweet even as a joke. pretty much everyone is certain the account is run by a trans woman, but she keeps denying it. so in the tweet at the start of the linked thread, she says that she obviously wouldn't think that if she was trans (implicitly because she would still love trans women)
for context halimede is a lesbian chaser bit account based off a minor character from heaven will be mine, a good game about transgender lesbians and robots in space. the character halimede in heaven will be mine basically works for the american government and is VERY bitter about her ex (a trans woman) leaving to join the communists, so the account runs with that and makes her a raging liberal. beautiful poster, one of the finest of our era. i am one of the people completely certain the acount's run by a trans woman
i think her best tweet was the 9/11 one, but there are a lot of bangers
Evelyn Website, your compassion for America's greatest tragedy is unspeakably pure. But can I just say you may be trying to distract yourself from something? I'm sorry you were called he or they... and I hope one day you can cry for yourself as you do for the towers
Halimede I appreciate your concern so much. I know how much you hate it when trans women knock over their personal towers through surgery
it is, my own personal 9/11.
other great halimede posts. warning, some of these are nsfw and most of them are chaser shit
girls are girls... to raise one like a boy is to irreparably damage her soul, leaving her dead-eyed and lonely. it does at least make her good at sex though
...a pumpkin? wh at. did she have her hands burned off in an act of transphobia? was there no girl around who could, help her with that? a pumpkin, really? that's awful. what a waste.
... I'm sorry. that's, I'm sorry. :(
i have been accused of overlooking trans men. but actually, men are just men. it's rude to call one trans even if he is. unlike women, who naturally love attention.
there are slurs for trans women I would never use, even if I think they sound cute.
somebody, trying to catch me saying something that could be used to cancel me, has asked me whether I am attracted to pre-HRT trans. my response is that in many cases that would be like being attracted to those below legal age: they have not yet begun to be who they always were.
I wish people wouldn't say "genital preference is transphobic." in fact, i have genital preferences, that could be described as the very opposite of transphobic.
i have struggled. i have been through so much. but i can never appreciate the depths of the pain, of the kind of trans girl, who saw Scott Pilgrim and thought "wow I want to be the kind of girl that Ramona Flower is"
T4T is like Communism. A beautiful dream, which has lead astray so many - but in practice, serves only to divide those who should be united.
I will never stop protecting trans. will you try to cancel the little birds of the trees, and the clouds of the sky? the flowers? Would you try to cancel love? How smallminded. the power of love is equal to or perhaps even greater, than the power of the whole Earth
a little rude to "groom" a transgirl - she is a "bride"!!!
I was mocked. I was scorned. I was told, indirectly in a quote tweet, to "k myself". even though I would never take any kind of drug.
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just some quotes
i have struggled. i have been through so much. but i can never appreciate the depths of the pain, of the kind of trans girl, who saw Scott Pilgrim and thought "wow I want to be the kind of girl that Ramona Flower is"
Slain lmao
"Even if I think they sound cute" is also next level hilarity. Ty for compiling this greatest hits of shitposting, good laugh.
I'm also in love with how people have to explain Halimede to this webzone constantly, like lmao
such a good poster. god tier poster, we need to add some of her posts as site taglines
WE LOVE OUR HALIMEDE POSTS, DON'T WE FOLKS
I'm joining the movement for Halimede site taglines. I forsee a tidal wave of screenshots captioned with "lmao wtf does this weird tagline mean" in the cth comm!
my pipe dream is for the pumpkin one (which is my favorite), but obviously that'll never happen. not only is it VERY online in a VERY specific way, it's also too sexual. i think these could make it tho, what do you think?
there are slurs for trans women I would never use, even if I think they sound cute.
i have struggled. i have been through so much. but i can never appreciate the depths of the pain, of the kind of trans girl, who saw Scott Pilgrim and thought "wow I want to be the kind of girl that Ramona Flower is"
T4T is like Communism. A beautiful dream, which has lead astray so many - but in practice, serves only to divide those who should be united.
I was mocked. I was scorned. I was told, indirectly in a quote tweet, to "k myself". even though I would never take any kind of drug.
Ugh but the pumpkin one is so good
"k myself"
All four of those are great, the "T4T is like Communism" one has so many layers, and "I want to be the kind of girl Ramona Flowers is"... yeah who would ever think that haha 
Is there somewhere on the bear website I can petition for these? Random doses of Halimede tweets as taglines are exactly what this place needs!
t4t is like communism is so good because her ex left her to do communism in space in a t4t polycule. playing hwbm makes halimedemf a million times funnier
hmm, idk, ask in the non-trans mega?
If two people are stuck in an attic for more than 10 days, that's no attic, that's a prison cell.
chaser shit in the body
I'm pretty sure the body is in fact where shit spends a significant proportion of its time
i would break my only sleeping with trans women rule to have a one night stand with halimede
edit: thought this was a dunk tank post and didn't really read it. Still hate the "9/11 was the worst thing ever" crowd though.
America's greatest tragedy
Slavery and what happened to the natives (both the deliberate murder and colonialism and the unintentional disease) were far greater tragedies. Even if it has to effect white people, the great depression? The world wars? Covid? Is 9/11 like the only history you remember for more then a year?
now i agree with you. american culture's focus on 9/11 as the ultimate tragedy is genuinely monstrous when you look at everything it's blatantly overlooking. but this is a bit someone is doing. i cannot emphasize enough that this is a parody of people who think this way. is it more clear that it's a bit when it's in response to someone posting
Sorry, not sorry, not going to care about getting misgendered because I watched the twin towers get knocked down by airplanes when I was a kid. Watching videos of the towers collapsing every year on 9/11 was my own personal 'getting misgendered' for 22 years
Its more clear that its a bit when I actually read the post🤦I didn't really read anything but the quotes, that's my bad. I thought this was an actual transphobe (also I missed the comm some how).
the dunk tank has ruined my brain
you were totally right, even if your target was not who you thought she was
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