• GottaJiBooUrns [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Me, covered in 20,000 sutures while clutching a $200,000 ER bill because Biden vetoed M4A: "Yahoo! Thank GOD we got that cheeto out of here! Everything will be all right now."

  • Mardoniush [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    "Some of you may die, but that's a price I'm willing to pay" - Biden's election day speech.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    4 years ago

    No war but the class war o7

    Crawling through glass seems unnecessary, you'll get the crushed glass lungs and the 200k hospital bill from the covid you'll get voting in person anyway

  • catgirl_anyarchist [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Great euphemism for our electoralism. “Crawl through the glass! No, we don’t want you to sweep it up!”

  • Koa_lala [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    Fuck I just realized I wrote class instead of glass. I guess it fits as a bit. It's a bit okay. Definitely.

    • wasbappin [he/him,they/them]
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      4 years ago

      It took me like 8 times seeing it throughout the day before I noticed. I just came in here to roast you. Glass reductionist

  • redthebaron [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    i can't imagine anyone who is into biden enough to crawl to vote for joe

  • glimmer_twin [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Libs will crawl through broken glass to cast an ineffectual vote, rather than every consider risking any harm in an actual revolution

  • ProCephalopodAktion [any]
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    4 years ago

    I would drag my balls across 20,000 leagues of broken glass just for the chance to contract covid-19 while casting my vote for America's Next Top Dementia Patient.

  • Judge_Juche [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Oh hell ya, we are back to Libs begging Leftists for their vote, until Biden gets a little better in the polls and they start calling us loser babies again

  • PresterJohnBrown [any]
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    4 years ago

    Voting in person is less secure than voting by mail, especially if you're in a battleground state that uses Diebold paperless electronic voting machines that famously, uh, always result in incorrect exit polling, let's say.