I remember a friend's mom asking me if I had gone to college because I used words with multiple syllables.
:geordi-no: toast strips
:geordi-yes: toast SOLDIERS
A soldier is a thin strip of toasted bread, reminiscent of a soldier on parade. :agony-shivering:
I would edit this absolute cope if I wasn't permabanned from whiteypedia
That's a better name than grilled cheese. There's no grilling involved in making a grilled cheese, it's a stupid name
Death to America
Americans exist on a vocabulary of clipped sitcom one-liners and catchphrases from adverts.
You don't even teach joined-up handwriting because the average American brain is so clogged with fat and sugar it can't comprehend language unless it is laid out so a toddler can read it.
You can actually see them have a stroke when trying to read Shakespeare or anything written before 1900.
I’ve read that shit and there is no way anyone fucking talked like that ever.
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I knew the American education system was bad, but I’m still surprised to see the fruits of its labor.
joined up handwritting is just harder to read though. If you accept the premise that you write things for people to read them cursive is then counter productive
the promotion of cursive is probably due to classism or something but i don't care to back that up
lmao imagine being british. simply just dont be british, problem solved. :anti-thatcher-action:
The British are just marginally more honest about being colonizing demons. unlike Americans, who believe they are a nation of messiahs brining about world peace by bombing orphanages
Vegan?
If not it’s actually quite tasty and if you haven’t tried it oughta at least once before hating it so much.
Besides, what’s more metal than blood for brekkie
Maybe I'm out of sync with other non-carnists on this, but I wouldn't eat it as a vegetarian, even.
Aight I was on board with the Brit Bashing but insulting blood pudding is going too far
This but unironically. Linguistic diversity is cool and good
Death to America
it's really not said all the time because it's still a swear word and only children swear all the time.
Although is it that much more sexist than the word bitch which Americans say all the time
Good post. It's pretty funny seeing the British and Americans fighting in the comments.
oi is way too aggressive for a casual conversation where they're already listening to you. It doesn't mean hello it's a rude way of getting someone's attention.
Oi isn't "hello" it's "listen idiot"
meanwhile the average white american says stuff like "yu brah, these shokes got totes stoked, godda jack the stack and split a goobie" or "dem dur cycliss c'n kiss m' hinder, mah bigg ohl truck dohn brayk for nu'nn"
and let's not get started on strayans, kiwis or white sowt efrikens
only ESLers speak decent english. i will also accept some native speakers such as jamaicans and kind-of native speakers such as nigerians and singaporeans. anglos should be forced to learn like high vallyrian on duolingo and then have to speak that for the rest of their lives
Ok but that first example is almost entirely accent based, those are not word being made up. Its a different thing entirely
The “United Kingdom” is not a legitimate state and should be dismantled, as should the notion of any such thing as a “British” ethnicity. That includes their nonsense slang.
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The “United States” is also not a legitimate state and should be dismantled, as should the notion of any such thing as an “American” ethnicity. That includes their nonsense slang.
:amerikkka:
The “United States” is also not a legitimate state and should be dismantled, as should the notion of any such thing as an “American” ethnicity. That includes their nonsense slang.
Hella.
