Wow, someone else who knows what jenkem is!
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
This is actually not too bad of an idea really, but the downside is homes and all the stuff in it are actually more flammable than previous generations, so if you’re most likely better off just trying to get out of the house all together than do this.
"Quickly, quickly now!" I shout, pushing my girlfriend into the bathroom and slamming the door behind me.
"Dan, are we...are we gonna die?"
"Melissa, babe, no...we're not gonna die." I shout over the sound of debris falling into the fire outside. Bending behind the toilet, I grab the bath mouthpiece and fish it
alright i started typing this with the intention to end it with a bunch of firefighters finding our charred corpses around the toilet with the bath mouthpiece and going "wow that's stupid as shit there was a window right there" but my adhd said otherwise.
nooo it's for emergencies in homes or hotels
why would you bring it to a hotel?
IT'S FOR EMERGENCIES YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THEY'LL HAPPEN
then why not like uhhh mention literally anywhere else that has a bathroom?
IT'S FOR EMERGENCIES
The worst part is you could still possibly burn to death but also get to enjoy breathing shit during your final painful moments.
You mean suffocation from smoke right? Because the fire will still get you anyways
what? you too good to breathe the shit air in an emergency?
The only thing worse than dying in a house fire is doing that while injecting sewer fumes directly into my lungs
fair. at least now i know what i wanna do for my fallout-esque skeleton gag once all the bombs go off.
Those gags were the best part of the Bethesda fallout games. I know it made no sense for skeletons to still be around 200 years later but I loved finding one of my skele bros doing some wild gag pose and imagining what was going on in that moment. In a game with terrible storytelling you take what you can get.
At least you'll burn up that much faster once your lungs are filled with methane. Going out with a bang, as it were.
When the firefighters find your unburned corpse.
"He could have just left. "
"Right? He didn't have to do that."
You could at least use the u-bend in a sink rather than a toilet. Sure it's still sewer gas on the other side, but at least it's not a toilet... kneeling over a toilet is a position I'm in while vomiting and at no other time.
If you're gonna have a device like this I would think you could build it into a sink or something instead of the toilet.
Toilet, sink, tub. Everything goes to the same tube after the trap. Sewage air is fucking gross.
Why doesn't he just suck up the water and spray it at the fire like an awesome elephant? Does the Bath Mouthpiece not allow you to do that?
...I'm gonna pop off to the patent office real quick now.
Hell no, that's so dead removed imma just leave the fuckin house wtf 💀
Do not breathe the sewer air 
