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  • Asa_the_Red [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Elon's really going wild over this airplane tracker shit. He's banning every journalist covering the story lmao

    • mittens [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      It was really insane, Musk joined a space and bitched out after 5 minutes. THEN he posted that the flight tracking was posting his "assassination coordinates", if I knew any better, I'd say he might actually be legit scared.

      • Cromalin [she/her]
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        2 years ago

        i think he is! i think he realized after being booed that there are real human beings who dislike him, and the idea of the rabble not approving terrifies him, so he wants to hide but he can't because he's unwilling to not travel by private jet, so instead he bans people for talking about his general location because the idea of the peasants being able to find him is scary

  • ElGosso [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I had my first non-horny dream in what must be months last night, and I am proud to announce that in it I successfully freed the raccoons from the shopping mall

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    Dating someone with similar politics and not feeling bad for going on rants but them usually agreeing and joining in is pretty pog ngl

  • RonBinary [they/them,he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Going through the shit. Awful week. Im so traumatized. Im so sorry to put that out there but I need it out of me.

  • Crow_de_Pluto [she/her]
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    2 years ago

    This is getting kind of boring.

    But we know that Elon Musk has a security team. And we also know that they're probably lazy chuds who watch this forum for anonymous threats from the far-left because they don't know any better... so we can exploit this to spice it up. Whatever we type goes into their minds, and then into his - even if the entire transmission is subconscious.

    Allow me.

    I'm going to use magic against Elon on Sunday the 18th. Mark the date. I'm using a combination of astrology and crystals to achieve the desired effect. Ordinary crystals that one could find in any metaphysical store, albeit arranged in a certain pattern, containing specific gemstones, that allows one to break out of the simulation and make an example of people who have it coming.

  • viva_la_juche [they/them, any]
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    2 years ago

    I love clients that can't take responsibility for their fuck ups and have to externalize it lol

    completely fucks up take "that hook is throwing off me off i need it muted" *proceeds to fuck up the next take just as bad after i mute the track lol

  • wtypstanaccount04 [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    Had a dream last night where I drove by Bill Gates and told him what a piece of shit he is.

  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    2 years ago

    My apartment complex is currently cutting down the big ass tree outside my window and I’m pissed. They didn’t ask me, they didn’t even tell me it was gonna happen.

    This may sound silly but I feel like they should have to take a chunk off my rent, I liked that tree and agreed to rent this place with the understanding it was there. I wouldn’t have been willing to pay as much with the tree not there.

    • Kanna [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      That makes sense and I'd be frustrated too

    • SickleRick [he/him]
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      2 years ago

      Mine did the same thing a few months ago. Then they cut the tree back even more a couple weeks ago, so now it's some Dr Seuss looking bullshit that won't survive the winter. My bedroom was nice and shady all morning but now the sun wakes me up at 6 when I just want to sleep in another hour :lenin-sleeping:

      • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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        2 years ago

        It was a big ass magnolia tree right outside my bedroom window. The sun in the morning is gonna be so much worse. I’m so mad.

        Hopefully the plants in my kitchen window will appreciate it at least?