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Never go to a second location
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Always get the interior ministry post
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Never get in a helicopter or any small aircraft
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If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you
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If someone tells your they’re not going to kill you, they’re calming you down to kill you later
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Never give up your nukes
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Never release opposition political prisoners
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Never let the opposition delay elections
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If someone starts to get into German runes drop them
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Never trust a South American with a German name
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Never move anywhere for a religion (subsect of rule 1?)
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Never go into the sewers unless you’re a sewer guy
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If someone’s trying to get you to commit a crime their fbi (sometimes cia or military intelligence)
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Never become a fbi informant
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If you do become a fbi informant record everything
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Never relinquish your arms
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Always get it in writing
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If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win
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Never talk to cops without a lawyer
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Always pay your mercenaries
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Don’t let anyone take your passport
Not one of their rules but
Only break one law at a time, especially when driving a vehicle
when transporting illegal goods on your car make sure to have all of your lights working correctly, wear your seatbelt and respect the speed limit
Never go to a second location
that's right I'm hikikomori for the revolution
it means when you've met someone in one place talk to them there, don't follow them to an alley or a bar.
But it's completely true! The only problems are:
- running out of money
- dying
first.
technicality: it's statistically correct and makes no claims about winning back all your losses, just that you'll win
What if the Belden program was the friends we made along the way?
In the same way that the opening chapter of State and Revolution was the USSR
never go into the sewers
:picard-annoyed:
unless you’re a sewer guy
:picard-excited:
owning a boat is the best way to hide bodies or just doing crimes in general
It's very popular with the ruling class for a reason. :lord-bezos-amused:
- If someone with a gun enters your car, they’re gonna kill you
This will definitely complicate SRA range days when I give rides to others
So do they relinquish their arms (16), or do you let someone with a gun enter your car (4)?
If you keep gambling you’ll eventually win
:cryptocurrency: :dumpster-fire:
bc you're putting yourself in a vulnerable situation by giving the person taking you there full control of the environment
you're more likely to be hurt in a pre-selected location
If you agree to meet up somewhere to buy drugs from a guy, but the dude says, "hey, I don't have the stuff on me, we need to go to this other place." You're 100% going to get jumped.
